This is among the greatest moments in the history of Fantasyland. Absolutely perfect chef’s-kiss distillation of our self-satirizing historical moment.

My Bluesky engagement strategy

2 Broke Girls comes close.

Notice how this post honoring Yom Hashoah doesn't say anything about either Israel or Zionism, and also says nothing a reasonable person would disagree with?

Yeah.

Now look at the replies.

It's the classic Mel Gibson and Jesus meme where Mel is on set in normal clothes casually chatting to a very bloody Jesus (for those of you who don't know it).

Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004

Dr Robby in Jesus robe

It was an honest mistake, okay?

Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate

@shadowtodd.bsky.social Fun video from Because We Are podcast guessing Black One Hit Wonders. Your videos helped me guess several that were on the list. www.facebook.com/share/v/17nX...

Megyn Kelly doing the line from Clifford (1994)

Definitely not Melba as CBS shelved it after its Series Premiere the week before. Apparently not a good idea to start a new series the night of a national tragedy.

I AM GOING TO BURN DOWN THE SHED UNLESS WE HAVE PIZZA ROLLS FOR DINNER TONIGHT

[mom sighs, rolls her eyes, writes "pizza rolls" on the grocery list for next week]

I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO BURN DOWN THE SHED

My 2023 book Burn It Down has chapter about exactly this & LCK mentioned obv. Not trying to sell books, get it from library if inclined. Tl;dr: if someone does not do the hard, consistent work of amends, repair & reparation, there doesn’t have to be a path back. If not, experts agree: fuck that guy.

Saturday Morning Network Kids Ratings, 1992-93

From Broadcasting and Cable: The 1992-93 Saturday Morning ratings.

Notable: the second half hour of Garfield is the #1 show in both households and 2-11. X-Men follows after in households (#2 in 2-11 is the second half hour of Ninja Turtles) and doing really well? Bugs Bunny and Tweety!

Not just social media.

FOX and The WB did the same thing when they first started.

How are you going to get all the out-of-place sound effects to randomly play in the comic?

Dan VS scene where Dan is staring upwards, saying “I don’t care who the IRS sends; I am not paying taxes.”

I don’t care how bad this site gets; I’m not going back to Twitter.

Tag Team, artists who made “Whoomp There It Is”.

turns out this was staged, but even if it wasn't, he's a Wizards fan, he's used to soul crushing disappointment.

📺 March 31, 1992: “Dateline,” initially hosted by Jane Pauley and Stone Phillips, debuted on NBC. This was the network’s 18th attempt — its most successful — at a primetime newsmagazine.

It's so disheartening to me that a writer would do this. If you don't want to write, don't be a writer! Seriously. There are many other options.

Thanks for your comment. I was hoping that my statement was conveying that. I didn’t trust to Google and find more false information. Since I trust what Lindsey says, I just wondered if there were more examples or, if the one she had given were the only ones. If latter, it answers my question.

What are the issues with DisneyWar today? Why is it flawed? Is it mainly the examples that you give in the video or are there other overall reasons?

Did Disney Really Steal Aladdin? YouTube video by Lindsay Ellis

Tfw half your content now comes from your kids watching the same thing 500 times: youtu.be/44chgavSaKA?...

I usually expect these sentences to be in a book that has Fabio on the cover. 🙄

Oh, you blocked me?

a man with a beard says " you 're beginning " in white letters ALT: a man with a beard says " you 're beginning " in white letters

No mention of Karate Kommandos? EPIC FAIL!

Documentary on Woodstock ‘99 on HBO Max.

My Chuck Norris story.

I programmed the Chuck Norris show back to back with the Mr T show on Boomerang on Sunday’s action block.

Chuck’s wife called and said that they were going to sue us because he didn’t get residuals or some bullshit.

I kept scheduling it.

They didn’t sue.

The end.