What he said! And I'll try not to shout oh bollocks this time.

There's not a day goes by where I don't check that Bethany is thinking about Groundhog day

A black dog called Merryn wearing a pink sweater. She is lying facing her advent calendar and her expression suggests she would strongly prefer to open all the doors now instead of waiting.

But I *want* to open them all at once!

The very smart Nicole Lindroos made this vitally important point. I really could not agree more.

Exact change is brilliant, it means fewer runs to the bank to make up floats!

A black dog called Merryn wearing a snowman outfit and looking bemused. Out of shot is the Christmas tree she would love to play with but has been told not to.

But *why* can't I play with the tree?
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A black dog called Merryn in a Xmas jumper. She's looking directly at you and has one paw resting beside her advent calendar.

Merryn doing her best product-placement-model pose. She really likes her advent calendar treats!
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Relating hard to this thread. Makeup basically magnifies the bits you least want to see. That and I'm tired of stabbing myself in the eye.

A black dog called Merryn wearing a festive sweater and looking pleasingly upwards. In the background you can see her paw pointing towards the thing she's patiently waiting for... her advent calendar to be opened.

Open it Mum! Please!!

Bad selfies for the win. They're the only kind I recognise as authentic. You look happy, it's a great look.

A black dog called Merryn wearing her very new, very stripey pyjamas and looking very pleased with herself.

What do you think of the new PJs?
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Smashing photo of you! Going to bed in makeup gives you *perfect* smokey eyeliner without any effort... mascara flakes a bit though 🤔

A black dog called Merryn wearing a violently pink coat and standing beside her orange frisbee. A very misty field is behind her and you can see her breath condensing in the cold air. Her tongue is hanging out because she is tired from running around.

Just one more throw? Please?
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That is a *splendid* stick!

Same

Albert needs his teeth cleaned, help the kitty!

Oh. This.

It's okay, whamageddon doesn't officially start until Sunday, it was just a warning shot!

a woman with tears running down her face Alt: a woman with tears running down her face

If you think you might enjoying wearing makeup in your latter years, get good at applying it NOW so that you can do it by feel. Or, you know, accept that you will be stabbing yourself with mascara wands frequently. You're welcome.

Such a good thread! Thank you, you deserve some kind of medal for bringing this to our attention 🏅 👏

Photo of Merryn, a black dog wearing a violently pink coat and harness, in a field. She is carrying her orange and blue frisbee in her mouth and is about to run out of the bottom left of the frame.

Merryn does not let flooding interfere with important frisbee fun.

Also, they don't care about anything other the result they want. 🤬

I think, sadly, enough people fall for it to make it worth their while. If they only need to scam £1000 for example, that's only 100 idiots at a tenner each. So using a bot to msg 10000 people means they only need a 1% success rate. Sorry, got all a bit mathsy there for a second, I'll hush now. 🤐

Photograph of a mostly black dog, wearing a pink collar, staring directly at the viewer with a decidedly regal expression. The dog's name is Merryn and she is a very good girl.

Madam looking very regal this morning. #dogsofbluesky

Excellent question! How thick does it have to be to escape dull shirthood and achieve mysterious shackethood?

Bluesky has made it. 6 random follows, 3 vitally important DMs, and one person offering to share her massive lottery win with anyone who follows back. Either I really am that good/lucky or, you know, scams...