-his gun if you’re too shy to write a letter!

Sam has set up a table outside the locked police station of Hometown. On it sits a box labeled “CRIME IN”

Beside it is a trash bin labeled “CRIME OUT”

This shining example of Bureaucracy seems to be a grassroots way of accepting new cases!

You could also talk to the 6 FT tall dog playing with-

“It’s good to know that even criminals have decent LGBTQ+ representation.”

// This is how the forgotten man speaks—

- have to pilfer the gun lockers later. Suppose I should introduce myself to the fine denizens of Hometown, and if the suns still out, the scummy denizens as well!”

There’s a Desoto burning rubber all the way too the police station in Hometown!

Out steps Sam, Freelance Police and soon to be Substitute Police Chief of Hometown!

Well, at least as soon as Sam can figure out the door.

“Hello? Police! Open up!”

The curtains close…

“Sorry Betsy, guess we’ll-

Sam & Max Season 3 Intro YouTube video by galland101

youtu.be/n8m0FZvI5Rg?...

//love this intro. Music is so good

// If Sam ends up in Hometown.

Keep Noelle off the streets.

“Substitute Police Chief needed…

At least 20 years of relevant punk-busting experience…

Ability to bench press trucks preferred…

I don’t know Max… seems a little too normal for us. Are you sure the-“

Sam cuts himself off, eyes darting to reread the paper ad.

“Complementary donuts every Friday?”

// Long time no see.

Fair warning to my followers. I will probably be interacting with Deltarune accounts since its my main hyperfixation and also I think the worlds are somewhat compatible.

// Still think my favorite antagonist so far is Anton Papierwaite

// THATS what makes it even better because he’s going to stress over that red herring.

“It’s not that…”

// Poker Night has some of my favorite Sam and Max dialogue

Reminds me of this interaction. (Also canon)

// Same voice actor! youtu.be/NBBqDWq4gfY?...

// Very sorry to that Mojo JoJo who will have to deal with Sam wondering where he knows him from.

- We should hit the streets until we find disenfranchised citizens to enfranchise; or at least until we build up enough mileage to cover rent this month.”

“Now just hold on to your badge Max! You might just have the right idea!”

Looking out past the Max shaped imprint and out to the busy city streets.

“If I know this city, the hive of scum and villainy that it is, then there must be someone out there deserving of some good old Freelance Justice!-

// I finally have time to write so expect some rps tonight!!!

Sam is a very difficult for me to write but I will try to be here! Try and shake off some of that hesitation.

// The Majima Clones became sentient.

𝗟𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗜𝗻 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱, 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘆 𝗜𝗻 𝗢𝘂𝗿𝘀.

#PLAYSTATIONRP #MVRP #BLUESKYRP #RPBLUESKY #PARODYRP

// Also hi Bluesky! I’m mostly on my Undertale accounts but want to venture out into new verses.

I’m chill with pretty much anything and admittedly pretty bad at tagging people (TL RP save me)

No writer tag but you might know me as Thorn mun.

//funny because I actually played the Sam and Max games using the streaming function on Playstation

“I notice people only tend to talk to us when they need something; like tracking down relics of great power or to stop touching the displays.

Considering the phone is about as dead as the career of a poorly aged child star I fear the Freelance Police might not be needed!”

a man in a suit and tie is wearing sunglasses . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is wearing sunglasses .

"You walk alone in the dark long enough, it starts to feel like the light'll never come."

Kiryu has arrived at Bluesky!

-malcontents but the store brand cheesy puffs and fudge-sicles are starting to give him indigestion.

There’s been an odd lack of zany and absurd cases coming in recently!

Feels as though it’s been forever since they sent Kris Kringle to H E double hockey sticks, fought off hundreds of Sam clones, or even visited the beginning of time!

The Freelance Police can subsist off slimy punks and-

Waking up from a deep slumber, a newspaper flying in from the window and into his face giving him an idea of how long he was gone!

“Oh no! Max quick! Say something ridiculous and potentially slanderous about the Disney Corporation!”