The couple at the centre of the new Netflix doc about the noncey Mormon off-shoot are absolute heroes.
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A picture tells a thousand words
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A group of men hold meetings in a cloud of their own shit stench because they all hate one woman. I really doubt she's the problem here
Which is a bit of a slight, it's very dated and a bit cringe but I love it for the nostalgia.
Pale grey text on a darker grey backdrop which is a pattern made up of ghostly looking figures standing in US style office cubicles. The text reads "HOW TO RECOGNIZE A DYSTOPIA"
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'keir starmer inherited this mess!'
no he didn't. he made the big puddle of runny shit he's splashing around in all on his own.
Fuck off clean shirt
Chair dancing at work.
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NHS claims 'it's raining cats and dogs'is culturally insensitive Doctors and nurses in Lancashire told some idioms risk offending 'international colleagues or patients' Doctors and nurses have been ordered not to say "it's raining cats and dogs" and "the early bird catches the worm" to avoid offending foreign patients. Lancashire Teaching Hospitals NHS Foundation Trust instructed staff against using the phrases in its diversity and inclusion training, claiming that the terms were not culturally sensitive. It warned that the terms "may not translate well across other cultures" and may need to be explained to international colleagues or patients.
No, the NHS didn’t do anything of the sort.
The evidence the NHS didn’t do that is the third paragraph in the hit piece.
Any decent paper would have trashed the piece during the pitch phase, but the Telegraph runs dozens of these articles every single day. The Telegraph must be destroyed
One of those in a local park at 14 is a rite of passage all suburban children partake in
Photo of a caravan Playmobil set. The father of the Playmobil family is inside the caravan looking out of the window at his wife deep in conversation with an Incredible Hulk figure from the Spidey and His Amazing Friends series
Cuck caravan
My Grandad was from Paisley and volunteered to go to Shoeburyness for his national service on the assumption he'd be driving 2/3 hours into the highlands
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Absolutely ridiculous vocal performance this, what a voice
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"there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask. "it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same. "it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. "you simply must visit the monster—I always just ask the monster." there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn't mean it has no price "for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."
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"Once this crisis is over, there is an urgent conversation to be had about whether we have made the job of leading Britain impossible - loading too many problems onto too flimsy a centre" - must-read piece from @AndrewMarr9 for the @NewStatesman this AM.
Marr here, announcing a change of position from “We can see how fucked it is and we’re all just assuming these clowns have a plan”, (2023) to “I guess governing is just impossible now, nobody could possibly do it” (2026)
Too late to win any player of the season awards but Cherki is the best player in the league by a country mile.
As sure a red card as you will ever see
Gibbs White hat trick...
How on earth was that a foul
Potential goal of the season in a game we're leading and have played reasonably well in is scripted. The Matrix is real folks