This will be my next curd adventure because it sounds delicious!

#StephenColbertShow only has one month left. We need to boost his ratings way up before he leaves on May 21st, then drop CBS/Paramount flat. Show them they made a big mistake.

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Hey kids,who wants a plate of freshly made disappointment?

Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.

Now do the rest of the blue states.

Incredible shots of the exchange between Rep. AOC and RFK, Jr. at today’s congressional hearing.

(image credit: WSJ reporter @lizessleywhyte.bsky.social)

Federal agents detain wife of another US army member: ‘ICE is out of control’ Jose Serrano, a sergeant, said Deisy Rivera Ortega, his wife, was arrested at an immigration appointment

A US army sergeant with 27 years of military service – including deployment to Afghanistan – has said that federal immigration agents recently arrested his wife during an appointment at an El Paso, Texas, immigration office.

AEG Owner Phil Anschutz Is Still Donating to Causes Promoting Anti-LGBTQ Beliefs AEG owner Philip Anschutz donated $1,020,000 to two organizations that made public statements against LGBTQ people -- Colorado Christian University and the Sky Ranch Christian camping organization.

The owner of Coachella is a right-wing nationalist and gives lots of money to anti-LGBT organizations.

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Now THIS is my idea of Taco Tuesday...

#retro 📺+

Yesterday while I cooked dinner, my son said, “One day Dad I’ll help with bills and groceries.”
I almost cried.
He’s 32….. ffs now get the fuck out of my house you ponce

They’re taking it well.

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The Onion launches new bid to take over Alex Jones’ Infowars and turn it into a parody platform Satirical news site The Onion said it has reached an agreement to take over conspiracy theorist Alex Jones' InfoWars company.

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The Onion won the IP known as InfoWars when it was auctioned off to pay the Sandy Hook families that Alex Jones TERRORIZED after their children were massacred. Alex Jones sued to stop the Onion from taking InfoWars. He lost. 🤣 The NEW InfoWars will be a Satire Site. 😂

Not only that, but his apology is about as sincere as Trump's campaign promises were. #TuckFucker #ANTIFA #TheResistance #VoteBlue

This fking asshole can take his apology & shove it. He has the balls to say even though he knew he was lying to ppl it wasn't intentional. Bullshit! He knew exactly what he was doing & he knew it was wrong but he was making so much money he didn't care. He's a douchebag of the worst kind.

The bigger problem is that you spent 40 bucks at Popeye's.

just bought 40$ of popeyes n the cashier didnt even do me the courtesy of pretending not to know I'm boutta eat it myself??? gave me one damn fork

Trump to read Bible verse from Oval Office after feud with Pope and deleted AI image President Donald Trump will participate in a public Bible reading this week as the administration continues to integrate religion, particularly Christianity, into official business.

Headline: “Trump to Burst Into Flames in White House on Camera”

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This smart dog knows about politics, he literally gives a shit.😆😆

Is it just my imagination, or were Cabinet secretaries chosen on the basis of their incompetence to assuage the fears of a thin-skinned man of being seen as incompetent? #FuckTrump #VanceIsAClown #LilMarco #BobbyBrainworms #TheResistance

Virginia Woolf, more than a hundred years ago:

a video game character stands in front of a voting booth that says vote ALT: a video game character stands in front of a voting booth that says vote

Virginia tonight

Virginia voters approve congressional redistricting amendment YouTube video by NBC News

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RFK Jr. is the perfect example of someone striving to create a "master race" that he would not be allowed to be a part of.

I saw a disclaimer in an ebook the other day that said, 'This book is 100% human generated. I'd rather write a story that might have lumpy bits than generate a soulless, passionless, piece of crap." I'm thinking of adding something like that to my next book if I ever get around to writing it.

What, are you telling me that the current administration is breaking the law to protect people in the administration who have broken the law? #FuckTrump #VoteBlue #TheResistance

Your government refusing to prosecute sexual predators, but protect them instead, only makes sense when you realize your government is being run by sexual predators.