The scrote who mowed through the crowd in Liverpool on Monday follows 12 accounts on Twitter. Andrew Tate first, Farage and 10 crypto bro accounts. If only there were any signs that he'd been radicalised.

Remember this car crash?

Steve Coogan off of of The Bureau (The Day Today)

"I'm calling martial law... for an hour"

lmao stands for lamb meat and onions

Well, that was a surprise!

Watching the footy on amazon prime is like watching it on an old Nokia. Dodgy box wins by miles. This is entrapment, forcing us to fund terrorism.

I see the lizards shacked up at The Groucho six years ago.

Intergalactic shapeshifting reptilian cannibals.

My mate used to work with him at Carlton TV. Said he was always coming into work showing photos of whoever he'd been with the night before, usually dead young, bragging about it. Mate said it was mega awkward and everyone thought he was a wrongun. It's always the ones you most expect innit.

When you think it’s home time but there’s still 40 minutes to go.

Repost a gif describing your exit from Twitter

Fuck that shit dude

due to poor investments and a tumultuous personal life it is now estimated that as little as 12% of the Tyne's fog currently belongs to Paul Gascoigne

Pretty sure that new Beautiful South cover of Blitzkrieg Bop is a major provocation for Putin. If I was him I'd nuke us the minute I heard it.

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The Death of A Traffic Cone

Illustration of a weird Ritter Sport chocolate bar with Niknaks on.

Nothing wrong with a little treat

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I was gonna say this is badass but that is definitely ambiguous in this case.

Cracking day so far. Wicked run this morning in the mad weather. Boss dog walk. Went to see matinee of 1984 at liverpool playhouse which was fucking great. Now city are getting bummed 3-0. If someone told me kelvin mckenzie was burning to death, this could be it. This could be the perfect day.

Still the greatest interview exchange in the history of rock and roll. Bob Dylan. Playboy Magazine. March 1966.

This. Cheap flights, amazing Martian scenery. Bike hire places everywhere, loads of exploring, amazing caves. A 15 mile promenade that you can cycle along and stop for a coffee or a beer. Just a really relaxing place.

Jesus I used to go about the lizards all the time for a laugh. Elon would be quote tweeting me now as a thought leader.

Premier League clubs approve APT rule changes in blow to Manchester City Premier League clubs approved changes to the associated party transaction rules on Friday in the face of opposition led by Manchester City

So they've lost 5 in a row now

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It's the whole I made some boss mates versus I now have the attention span of a gnat debate isn't it?

JUSTICE FOR CRYPTIDS

*sploosh*

the prime minister of israel and the leader of hamas going on the run from the international criminal court has the makings of an incredible buddy/road trip movie.