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Posts by Alan Wake

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You could offer me footballer wages or any incentive in the world to stop helping dogs and I'd say no.

Nothing in the world beats sitting with Sienna tonight in her new bandana 5 months after she came in totally broken telling her about her new family home.

Priceless feeling

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Congratulations, Virginia! Republicans are trying to tilt the midterm elections in their favor, but they haven’t done it yet. Thanks for showing us what it looks like to stand up for our democracy and fight back.

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a scene with one man (labeled "nap-inducing dreary weather") threatening another man (labeled "getting stuff done on the weekend") with a knife

a scene with one man (labeled "nap-inducing dreary weather") threatening another man (labeled "getting stuff done on the weekend") with a knife

(sleepily) it's the freakin' weekend

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Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

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I honestly never thought I would see a day when the cult started breaking away. it seems Donald Trump is not as invincible as I thought he was.

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Brilliant

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Two panel comic. Panel 1: a digital kiosk at the entrance of a parking garage with a dispensed ticket. The screen display reads: PLEASE TAKE TICKET BELOW. Panel 2: a T-Rex is sticking its little arm out the window of its partially opened car door, trying to reach the ticket.

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a digital kiosk at the entrance of a parking garage with a dispensed ticket. The screen display reads: PLEASE TAKE TICKET BELOW. Panel 2: a T-Rex is sticking its little arm out the window of its partially opened car door, trying to reach the ticket.

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You are a national treasure

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I feel this

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a projector with a light coming out of it and the words `` i looked at the trap , ray '' written above it . ALT: a projector with a light coming out of it and the words `` i looked at the trap , ray '' written above it .

me every time I tell myself I'm not going to do a doomscroll, only to end up doing a doomscroll

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Damn, fair enough. 👍

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Being in the minority, what exactly do you expect them to do?

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Senator Ron Wyden is one of the more restrained members of the Senate who carefully chooses his words. I’ve never seen him angry.
When RON WYDEN says this, LISTEN:

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Actually, the American people do. plenty of those who voted for him and others who stayed home out of apathy. Getting exactly what we voted for.

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BREAKING NEWS: Wisconsin joins 22 other states suing to block Donald Trump’s UNCONSTITUTIONAL executive order targeting mail-in ballots.
Trump wants to take over elections.

Wisconsin will NEVER let that happen.

Time. To. Fight. Back. 😎✨

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BREAKING: We're challenging President Trump's executive order that aims to restrict mail-in voting.

Once again, the president is trying to seize power he doesn't have at the expense of our democracy.

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The fight for democracy doesn't stop. Neither does the Democracy Docket team. If you appreciate the work, join us. Free or paid — help Democracy Docket grow. bit.ly/4qmEiFz

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There is no aspect of voting or the 2026 elections that Republicans are not attacking. This is an all out assault on democracy. My law firm and I are litigating in nearly 90 places to stop it with more to come.

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President Trump has signed an executive order on mail voting. He has no lawful authority to write the rules that govern U.S. elections. He tried a year ago; we sued him, and we won. We expect the same result this time.

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You are doing the lords work!

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🚨BREAKING: On behalf of the DSCC, DNC, DCCC, DGA, and Leaders Schumer and Jeffries, we have filed a lawsuit to block Trump latest illegal and unconstitutional executive order targeting voting. www.democracydocket.com/cases/trump-...

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This is a massive and unconstitutional voter suppression effort aimed at giving Trump the power to create a list of who is allowed to vote by mail.

We know where this will go -- the targeting of Democrats for mass disenfranchisement.

We will sue and we will win.

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if nothing else, there is something to be said for spending time outside in the sun with thousands of people who share your anger at the state of things

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Zohran Mamdani continues to pose the crazy question “what if the government you paid all those taxes to was actually using that money to improve your life?”

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Just saw the leaked images from a former podcaster turned government official’s account being hacked.

If you elect clowns, you get a circus.

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Three panel comic. (SPOILERS for the movie Arrival, but it’s like a decade old at this point so personally I think it’s chill.) Panel 1: the aliens from arrival are communicating in their circle writing language to Amy Adams’ character. Panel 2: Amy Adams is back with the other humans, standing in front of a whiteboard, and frantically trying to explain the meaning of their language, connecting their symbols to words like “WAR”, “HUMAN”, “PURPOSE”, etc. Panel 3: the aliens are hanging out drinking brews and one of them is like, “and then I drew a circle with a bunch of squiggles!” His buddies are cracking up.

Three panel comic. (SPOILERS for the movie Arrival, but it’s like a decade old at this point so personally I think it’s chill.) Panel 1: the aliens from arrival are communicating in their circle writing language to Amy Adams’ character. Panel 2: Amy Adams is back with the other humans, standing in front of a whiteboard, and frantically trying to explain the meaning of their language, connecting their symbols to words like “WAR”, “HUMAN”, “PURPOSE”, etc. Panel 3: the aliens are hanging out drinking brews and one of them is like, “and then I drew a circle with a bunch of squiggles!” His buddies are cracking up.

Arrival

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Oh nice. This might be my next upgrade

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It’s truly a cursed year to be a person who knows how things work and pays attention to the world.

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Doing the lords work

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