Lifetime contract pls

If the starting eleven from the Mansfield match played a regular PL season where would they finish? Would they take six points off of spurs? #arsecastextra

I feel like a simple soccer model of “pay for the players you want so the team that developed them can buy a replacement” makes more sense than a situation like this. Much easier to implement, too.

Escape and Conquest RULE

Well fuck

Get Hoover in there

A goal AND an assist in 15 minutes.

I dk about ruined, this shit is incredible.

I’m loving it. Don’t give a shit about the perception of the conference (losing battle in the P2 world) and I will always enjoy our Texas rivals failing.

Jinx

Can I interest you in a bowl of Cheez-Its? Pop-Tarts? Oranges? First Responders? Mayo?

TCU endowment is worth 2.7 billion. Could we get him to come coach the Frogs for half that?

How about that?

Or Arizona, for that matter. Need you dropping some Cody Campbell sized checks with that ringer dot com money!

Lots of “not looking great for the USA here” posts after Pearl Harbor and look how that turned out.

The Sonny Dykes special. Look great before and after it really matters, never when it matters most. Here’s to another year of this. It could be worse but it should be better.

Die My Love on 12/23 confirmed or nah?

I’d absolutely love it to happen but there’s just SO much season left.

The one that kept us out of the champions league had much higher stakes, no?

Dawn is legit a masterpiece and I’ll fight anyone who disagrees.

Excellent reverse jinx, Joel!

@davechen.bsky.social @devindra.bsky.social @jeffcannata.bsky.social Have any of yall checked our Splitsville yet? I absolutely loved it and wanted to hear y’all’s thoughts!

At least put the fridge on its side so we can get a wider screen!

If they beat Miami next week then I say we lock them in the spot regardless of the rest of the season.

That’s the title locked up, now it’s just about filling gaps here and there.

You get to pick any food in the world and, no matter how much of it you eat, it will have no effect on your body (no calories, won’t fill you up). Just all delicious taste. What’s your choice? @arseblog.com @gunnerblog.bsky.social

Aaaaand goal