Happy third anniversary to the time the Chicago Bears tried to rekindle The Troubles

Hey if the New York Times is paying for this type of intellectual laziness then I respect the effort (or lack thereof).

what is great about an exercise like this is that it shows that you can be the dumbest individual alive and still get a job at the athletic

am i surprised that taylor swift took time out of the end of her tour to topple the assad regime. look. i would love to be able to say no

Fighting for Irish reunification by pissing off protestants at a college hockey game.

Notre Dame: enjoy Belfast hockey fans! Here is a list of what you shouldn’t wear

Notre Dame Hockey Fans:

The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

Crowley’s Ridge was the code word for the main invasion beachhead for the United States’ invasion of Grenada in 1983.

My analysis of the second half of the Caps game

Ever filled out your March madness bracket and realized you missed one of the early matchups and you gotta go back and just randomly pick that team to go somewhere? That’s what the committee did to Penn State.

I for one am ok with never seeing St. Juste on the field again

Seeing Notre Dame obliterate Florida State and immediately flipping to see Drew Pyne heroics. This is living.

LSU coach Brian Kelly

A Pantone sheet of shades of pink.

We are well on our way to a Carmine Rose Brian Kelly.

Charlie Lindgren

The Taco Bell drive thru at 1 am will have a $200k Mercedes S65 waiting right behind a '96 Cavalier that's never had the oil changed followed by a moped ridden by three people. All craving the same thing: to Live Más. Truly the last great melting pot of class in this country.

Me fleeing Twitter to here