I take way less water to create art than AI. I’m constantly dehydrated.

is jimmy still eating world

All Italians are chasers

Why the fuck are there so many gays who like Trisha Paytas

Seeing all this health insurance talk while I wait for my insurance to approve a med for me that will improve my quality of life 10 fold freaks me out just a bit

"How do you have the resolve?"
"Weed and autism.
The weed keeps me focused the autism keeps me marblin'"

😭😭😭 pls you are so pretty

I'm trying a low histamine diet in order to try and figure out what's setting off my hives and shit and wow is this food boring but I feel great which is so lame and unfortunate

while dating: my beauotiful girlfriend,

while engaged: my perfect fiancee,

5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,

This was hard bc 1993 was a good year for music

Post an album from the year you were born :3

It's a great time in media to be married to a strong pink dyke

I'm a proponent of skipping the part that's bad, no one's making you suffer for media, Google the missing info it's fine

If I have to get through the 1st 10 eps, the 1st book, or the 1st movie of something for it to be "good," then it's bad! I'm sorry! And! The more you tell me this, the less I believe you!

My wife talks about me like this and it is crazy everytime

A woman who is good at guitar is the best. Not qualifying this statement any further.

Whenever we make ourselves smaller for them, they just shrink our box again.

omw! not like literally but i have like a spirit of being omw

A depressed man says "well there goes the last of the dopamine." He sits on the coutch and says "maybe if I watch all my favourite TV shows again I can get it back." Months pass. His beard grow steadily. After finishing, he now has a ZZ Top beard. "It didn't work," he says.

POKEMON: PROJECT VOLTAGE !
vs. HATSUNE MIKU ⚡️ #01 - #18
☆ #pixelart #aseprite #vocaloid

Finally read this book after starting and stopping one or two chapters in and it has me craving more mushroom themed spookies

Sorry friends i know irl, imma repost slutty art it's all I know and love 💚

Drawing of a woman holding a skull

Death and the maiden
#artsky

I know I'm """allowed""" to be silent anywhere but then I'm strange but everyone's strange in a laundromat or a library

I love laundromats so much I just love places where I'm allowed to be silent in public

Introduce yourself with 4 video games 💚

we got women 2 before GTA 6

Little did I know it'd be a creature feature

Featuring

The Creature

A sign reading “no clothing allowed in the library.”