Does that chud still live in our fine city? I know rogans kid goes to the school my kids go to…would be perfect if Alex got to see the new logo out there every day

The woman gives 80 million dollars to NPR and we can't say her name?

If you told me 4 weeks ago we’d go 5-0 against Texas and lsu I’d ABSOLUTELY BELIEVE YOU BECAUSE THOSE ARE BUM ASS PROGRAMS GET OFF MY TV

Opening Disney+ on Sunday morning to be greeted by Roman Reigns felt like a quick acid trip

WHO IS BOOKING THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ CRUISE???

They are optional but no way are they optional. He get his first results back soon 🙏

Yes, admissions open 8/1

Not until it’s official. (Also leaves the door open for him to give me one as a way of announcing he got in)

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet

I guess if you don’t have the girth to fill out a 7” inseam you resort to nonsense like this? Not me no sir

I’m ready to reenroll and move into Hart

First college tour with the boy. Let’s see what this place has to sell him…

Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run

Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run

“The Pope should stay out of politics!”

Okay, then you should keep the Ten Commandments out of our public schools and keep your theology away from legislation about individual healthcare decisions, climate change, and social welfare programs.

It's the classic Mel Gibson and Jesus meme where Mel is on set in normal clothes casually chatting to a very bloody Jesus (for those of you who don't know it).

Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004

In Bruges scene where Colin Farrell is pointing a gun at his head and Brendon Gleeson is also pointing a gun at Colin Farrell's head

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

He did

I was the dad who live tweeted about all the other youth ball parents and the group chat thought was the antisocial sober weirdo (with the kid who hit tanks)

Always one dad who ends up on the moms only texts (was never me)

There’s the dad who thinks he has the best joke for every situation and goddammit he has to tell it or he’ll die

3 moms who half joke about who’s bringing the wine (they totally drink wine in the yetis)

The always late/forgot a hat

I feel this so deeply. I don’t know if it’s helpful but I started and lost a business and have had 4 short stints with jobs in the past 2 years before I landed in my current spot that’s perfect for me. It’s so annoying that the only way out is thru, but it’s gonna be worth it❤️

Good morning to everyone except Jim schossnagle, I hope you were up all night with violent stomach cramps and there’s a scorpion in both your shoes

Only an hour and 15 minutes between these two scenes. I fucking LOVE space travel man it's so fucking cool

It’s the Ron Burgundy agree to disagree shrug after she asks what the fuck are you talking about

Best Picture 2026

Death, taxes, Freddy Couples under par at Augusta

Front towards enemy headass

I wish peloton had a chat feature so I can talk shit to the dorks with hashtag maga in their profile. Or let me give the finger in lieu of the high five. I lapped that bum💅

hey if you think you're mad now just wait til tomorrow morning when we find out who all made money off this

You ever think about how Dick Van Dyke is 112 years old and waited until he was like 93 to marry a lady who is thicker than zoo glass? Man had a century to find a thick wife then he finds one and might live forever.