If they let me in there within an hour it would be full of jackets I don't wear and boxes of scsi cables.

It’s just trying to learn how to be emotionally manipulative.

She’s literally doing the “There’s nothing in the rule book that says a dog can’t play football” thing.

(Caveman hitting that shit)
"What's up on Pluribus this week..."

Me on Alone:

“I’m in it to win it.”

(Immediately chops off foot with axe)

Watching "Alone" with a family size bag of sour cream and onion chips on my lap and judging every decision these people make.

It's like they think they're some kind of supreme court or something.

They've got em working in shifts!

I can help with this part

How embarrassing that the entire galaxy was brought to its knees twice by a guy from Naboo. Pitiful.

Nice unmasking of a Bay Area nazi who's likely responsible for a lot of west coast NSBM rot

HEY. Some of us complete dullards aren't white supremacists.

Maybe yours, bro

Rice all over the floor. Stepping on beans.

Lost in America - Bold Advertising Scheme - Albert Brooks Garry Marshall YouTube video by philip loyd

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrCe...

Every actor's Wikipedia is like "Went to Julliard. Studied under Lee Strasberg. Played the lead in an award winning production of Waiting for Godot. Moved to Hollywood and played The Fartmaster in the third Fartmaster film."

Maybe the press should try standing up for themselves.

Is there a carve out for buying whiskey? I hope so.

Steve Jobs would have shoved his own mother off a cliff if it sold a few more iPods or whatever. He was a scumbag like the rest of these clowns.

National Nurses United (@nationalnurses.bsky.social) The largest RN union in U.S. history, with more than 225,000 nurses nationwide.

NEWS: @nationalnurses.bsky.social “demands Congress abolish ICE entirely. We will be doing everything in our power to vote out any elected official who supports funding for this all-out assault on the health, safety, and civil rights of our people.”

a heavily armed paramilitary force with legal immunity is occupying a city and going door to door kidnapping non-white adults and children in furtherance of an explicitly white nationalist political project

Stand With Minnesota: Resource Hub Causes to Donate to in Minnesota to Help Our Communities Defend Themselves from ICE This list is now available/shareable at standwithminnesota.org *Note: I am from Minnesota, and these come from peo...

For people elsewhere who have asked how to support Minnesota while we’re overrun with nazi thugs, here’s an excellent list of places that could use financial help. Lots of choices. Thank you so much!

docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Ramon Marquez mug shot

Ramon Marquez in his CBP Honor Guard uniform

A thread of ICE and CBP sex offenders and credibly accused sex pasts. Content-warning descriptions of abuse

Yuma Sector CBP agent Ramon Marquez, 31, was arrested in May 2025 and has been charged with 15 felonies including 14 counts of sexual conduct with a 16-year-old between Dec 2024 and Apr 2025.

This fundraiser is 100% on the level and I just donated to it.

Please, friends around the country - especially those of you with deep pockets - help this devastated young family. Thank you.

The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra. I CAN GET THAT DOWN TO $70,000 VOTE FOR ME.

Simple rule of success: by age 80 you should have 80 dollars.

You're not ready for it but your kids are gonna love it.