I’m trying speed dating in April. Give me some advice…

I’m temporarily back on Twitter for the trade deadline and it’s much worse than I remember

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Arvidsson-Draisaitl-Savoie
Skinner-Frederic-Brown
Podkolzin-Henrique-Perry

Ngl, I'm at the same crossroads.

Janmark + Kane are dumped in separate trades.

A 2nd (Blues) + a 3rd for Evans + Carrier

Henrique + Sam O’Reilly + conditional 3rd (2026) for Marchand

Rodrigue + 2nd for Vejmelka

Hear me out:

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Marchand-Drasaitl-Savoie
Arvidsson-Evans-Skinner
Perry-Philip-Brown

Ekholm-Bouch
Nurse-Embersson
Kulak-Klinberg
Carrier

Skinner
Vejmelka
Pickard

Oh because I haven’t really followed the Hawks and the last I’ve heard he’s washed. That was when he signed his contract lol.

A top 6 F would be nice + a 3rd line winger + a goalie and I’d call it a day. I don’t see defense as an issue as much as other people for the Oilers. I think goaltending solves the defense problems.

Is Jones even good??

I haven’t been watching since I’m at work but the Oilers definitely need to get a goalie and a young forward.

For breakfast I had: XL Dark Roast with chocolate chunk cookie
Lunch: fairlife protein shake
Dinner: tea and two small fiber muffins.

I hate having a crush

If only the second best player in the world was Canadian…

Why was there a football game during a Kendrick Lamar concert?? Can anyone explain??

Does this include Canada??

It feels weird dealing with emotions for the first time in *checks notes* 8 years.

This year is off to a very bad start for me

Bouch should make the team

America would be better off as a province

That’s pretty cute actually, were you nervous asking them out because you didn’t want to ruin your work relationship??

I was on 100mg of Sertraline for a few years, and that sort of took emotions out of me. Now I’m starting to feel things again and idk how to deal with it.

It feels weird feeling emotions

How would you deal if you had a crush on a coworker??

As an Oilers fan I’m happy

That was his first game in awhile so I’d give him the benefit of the doubt for it. I think we need more games to form an accurate impression.

It only made me like Doug Ford a little bit

Bro doesn’t even play video games he has people play them for him