Have you seen my beard?

19 years, lol.

How is one a lifelong sports bettor

Just because you missed that unbelievable footage doesn’t mean you needed to stop storm chasing and running courses.

Screenshot of a large, strong, rain-obscured tornado at Lena, Illinois.

Screenshot of a large, strong, rain-obscured tornado at Lena, Illinois.

Screenshot of a tornado near Harrison/Rockton, Illinois.

Several tornadoes today along the Illinois/Wisconsin border, including these at Lena and Harrison/Rockton, Illinois. Video screenshots by the incomparable navigator, @skydrama.bsky.social

When the troughs stop, I’ll take care of you, my friend!

Not this trip, but so many on 4/2!

Tapered cone tornado with debris cloud as it touches down

Tornado approaches and debris cloud and funnel get larger

Tornado reappears as a slender cone

Debris cloud under tapered cone funnel

Strong, long-lived tornado between 2324z and 2337z between Truman and Amboy, MN today.

Mergul

a cartoon character with red hair and a mustache says niccce Alt: a South Park cop with red hair and a mustache says niccce

Oh yeah obligatory

Michigan has been as bad or worse in that regard lol

How your email finds me

I am with you, but not just the Oxford comma, either. A comma before “and” can separate two independent clauses and create a compound sentence. That’s elementary school grammar!

I’d still stay in Tucumcari for a week before I stayed in Jal for a night, lol.

Tornado listed in the post

Elephant trunk tornado at approximately 6:02 p.m. looking west southwest from the east edge of Hopedale, IL.

Picture of tornado mentioned in post

Cute ropeout of a tornado that lasted several minutes near West Liberty, IA at 4:45 p.m. central.

Time was 4:14CT

Brief tornado as viewed from the east south of Riverside, IA

Brief tornado as viewed from the east south of Riverside, IA

I was there; as usual, it fucking ruled.

Seven-year-old asked me yesterday why the Cubs were playing Walgreen’s. IMAGINE LOSING TWO OF THREE TO WALGREEN’S, RANDALL.

Good luck falling asleep? That’s the best way TO fall asleep!

Here we are again

Larry Curd.

People are gonna realize that SLU could be a real problem lol

Congrats, GOESbot! Happy for you.

Or just send his real world self to the metaverse before June.

Figured there wouldn’t be any LSRs coming out of yesterday’s event, but that tornado pretty much blew away that Assumption.

Breenland