There’s the Welbeck goal lmao. Bingo card complete.

Brighton away does work quite well as a humiliation ritual. Half the squad gets booed by default and it exposes just where we are. A nice (horrible) little tick we can have every season.

Still not had a shot on target.

I am not having a nice time, I’ll level with you.

Oh Eghbali’s there?

1) Stay there and buy shares in Brighton, you’d be much happier.

2) Rosenior is gone in the morning.

We don’t need assistance in getting beat, we’ll do that ourselves. Give us a chance.

Handball followed by a foul. 2-0 Brighton.

We’ve had a shot 🥳

Oh Garnacho’s coming on. I was wondering if it was possible to get worse, there’s your answer.

If he’s within two foot of a player he’s pushing them over and/or kicking them three seconds after they’ve made the pass. Every. Time.

Embarrassing enough a win is a pipe dream. I don’t have words to express how sad it is that we can’t even dream of a shot at goal, never mind one of them going in.

The decision to appoint puppet, LinkedIn Liam Rosenior might be the most abject decision in the sport nevermind Chelsea.

Until the back-to-back red cards I was pro-Jackson tbf

@socobhampod.bsky.social Doing the FT summary now because I might as well (minute 37 for context).

Genuinely shameful, haven’t felt this embarrassed since 2023 where every game we’d turn up expecting a kicking and got one.

1-11 absolutely pathetic, Delap is so bad I’d rather have Boulahrouz as #9

He’s actually got some sort of brain deficiency this bloke, never seen anything like it.

I’d prefer the wardrobe, it wouldn’t commit a pointless foul.

Literally does it again *while* I’m typing this.

Despise Delap. You’re a striker who can’t score, absolutely nobody is impressed by your tough guy act of random fouls off ball mate.

I would say get to Stoke like your dad but even they’d turn their nose up.

Surname isn’t a million miles off.

Yeah this is 2022-23 again. We turn up with the whole fanbase knowing we’re in for a battering and the players have given up before we’ve kicked off.

Only upside is that this re-run of it is significantly shorter. And we’ve got some random nobody in the dugout instead of a club legend.

If we don’t stop getting pummelled here Rosenior isn’t getting Wembley.

Calum McFarlane’s not particularly tricky Blues loading.

Worst case scenario: our season went down the tubes anyway. Whose rep takes a kicking there? His, not yours you fucking morons.

And for what? Maresca eying up the City job. Big fucking whoop, cling on for five months it ain’t that deep.

I am/was (genuinely not sure which word is more apt right now) a big BlueCo defender but they really did shred everything when they gave up on their project coach for an over-promoted puppet from the sister club.

Bad decisions happen, egotistical fuck-witted ones are where I draw the line.

I like Enzo despite everything, but you have to be seriously tapped in the head to play the lad as a striker.

Liam Rosenior enters the chat.

Gone to Brighton, a smarter team that we’ve ransacked, with the intention to cling on for dear life and we’re 1-0 down in four minutes.

If you want a Chelsea metaphor, there it is.

Can pretty much guarantee it

Neto and Fofana on the same man for reasons only known to them.

11 men behind the ball and Brighton should still be 1-0 up because Mitoma is in acres 😂 can’t be shot of Rosenior quick enough.

And then it is 1-0.

Presumably that’s Neto up front rather than Enzo on a wing as well which…lol and indeed lmao.

5atb for Brighton away. Yeah LinkedIn Liam is cooked.

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