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Posts by Alan

come on man.

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Heathcliff walks down the street at night wearing a helmet that reads "INDEED". Two owls watch him walk, and one of them says "Indeed."

Heathcliff walks down the street at night wearing a helmet that reads "INDEED". Two owls watch him walk, and one of them says "Indeed."

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Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

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Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

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how you know zohran mamdani is doing well. the billionaires and capitalist class fucking us all over are scared

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Picture of Al with Fozzie Bear

Picture of Al with Fozzie Bear

I’ll be one of the celebs entertaining the people waiting in line (on a screen, not in person!) when Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster Starring The Muppets debuts at Disney’s Hollywood Studios in Orlando on May 26!

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Young adult happiness is falling. Percent of young people who are pretty or very happy has dropped from 88% to 76% over the last 15 years after having held fairly steady between 1980 and 2010

Young adult happiness is falling. Percent of young people who are pretty or very happy has dropped from 88% to 76% over the last 15 years after having held fairly steady between 1980 and 2010

My hottest “I have no data to back this up” take is that phones aren’t making young people less happy. What’s making them less happy is living in a world where everyone is having their reality defined by recommendation algorithms that can only care about whether something keeps you watching.

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a weird belief that is held across basically all sectors of American life is that boy dollars and boy votes are better than girl dollars and girl votes and so if you have a lot of the latter you need to be constantly trying to exchange them for the former

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I need there to be a Bluesky feed for "Posts you missed that everyone is talking about that you can only infer from hundreds of people vague-posting"

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If corporations allow you to sign up with one click, you should be able to cancel with one click too.

Subscription traps, whether from an app or gym membership, are just another way corporations take advantage of working people. 

We've already put hundreds of companies on notice. This week, we proposed a rule that would make NYC a national leader in cracking down on abusive practices that nickel-and-dime New Yorkers.

Black text on white background: If corporations allow you to sign up with one click, you should be able to cancel with one click too. Subscription traps, whether from an app or gym membership, are just another way corporations take advantage of working people. We've already put hundreds of companies on notice. This week, we proposed a rule that would make NYC a national leader in cracking down on abusive practices that nickel-and-dime New Yorkers.

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interesting that when a movie with female protagonists does poorly the response is to cancel upcoming projects with female protagonists and when a movie with female protagonists is a huge hit the response is to cancel upcoming projects with female protagonists

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something that wrinkles my brain every time I remember it is the fact that total eclipses are only possible on earth because the moon and sun appear to be the same size in our sky, due to the insanely, astronomically unlikely fluke that the moon is 400x smaller than the sun but 400x closer to us.

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"I can not believe America has becom--"

bitch, we have Andrew Jackson on our money. our default money. the only money the bank robot knows how to hand out.

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its really funny that the last jedi throne room scene became such an important, load bearing part of last jedi hate when like. i mean look at it

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The planet Earth being flipped off

The planet Earth being flipped off

the Artemis II crew just posted a new photo. what the fuck

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Report: Decision Not To Call Film ‘The Baby Yoda Movie’ To Cost Disney $900 Million BURBANK, CA—Citing nearly a billion dollars of pent-up consumer demand for entertainment featuring an infant version of an already beloved character, a new report released Wednesday by Gower Street An...

“By naming the film The Mandalorian And Grogu, Disney is leaving money on the table from consumers who have no idea who Grogu is but would immediately take out their phones and buy a ticket for any movie of any genre with ‘Baby Yoda’ in its title,” said report author Heather Flynn

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all the people who don't like kings should not like capitalism too for the same reasons

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MASSIVE WIN: no one wants to live in the united states anymore

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Jesus it better Tim know know him before's work drot in helll

Jesus it better Tim know know him before's work drot in helll

I I served my my my fou coutnry my childrry my futurey my fiverr grand grandpa

I I served my my my fou coutnry my childrry my futurey my fiverr grand grandpa

I'm not porfect but Jesus thinks I'm thinks tie for

I'm not porfect but Jesus thinks I'm thinks tie for

NGL, I'm captivated by these new shirts at temu

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i need all nationwide dems and dem candidates to fucking knock all of this shit off immediately

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"the good news is that we have found a relatively cheap and easy way to prevent the cast from going through puberty. the bad news is that not everybody in this room is going to like it".

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Google Has a Secret Reference Desk. Here's How to Use It. 40 Google features to find exactly what you need, the alternative search engines that do things Google won't, and the reference desk framework underneath all of it.

Secret tricks to get much better results out of the very dreadful 'Google search' these days, plus other search engines for specific things. Statospherically useful for researchers. open.substack.com/pub/cardcata...

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My Favorite Twilight Knockoff
My Favorite Twilight Knockoff YouTube video by Jenny Nicholson

SCRAMBLE THE JETS NEW JENNY NICHOLSON AND IT'S ABOUT TRAAAAAAAASH

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gq1...

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a framed painting of a shadowy figure standing in a doorway. they’ve got a big ass head and arm but a small boxy body

a framed painting of a shadowy figure standing in a doorway. they’ve got a big ass head and arm but a small boxy body

i don’t like this painting in my hotel

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“MAKE THIS SHOW ABOUT TEENAGERS BUT MAKE IT FOR 40 YEAR OLDS” is like half of tv right now

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don’t let AIPAC win!!! vote for kat abughazaleh in IL-9 today!!!

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headline are there too many asians?

headline are there too many asians?

the oscars when it’s time to play someone off

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