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Posts by Paysan and the gnome

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@dannykelly.bsky.social
Not the same without you pal

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Haha!!

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having your back waxed?

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Time to visit the @curiousgnome.bsky.social for fabulous beers and great scrannage 😋👌

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Anyways,also met up with @infieldfryup.bsky.social whilst in the @curiousgnome.bsky.social! And what a thoroughly nice guy! Cheers Nathan 👍

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MadameTussaud should have a Nonce Corner.

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Thanks xx

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Clothing shops do a lot of autumn/ winter & spring/ summer ranges. How about some summer/ autumn & winter/ spring stuff.

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van Morrison's ratio is far worse.

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did they win in italy? no. oh! never mind.

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when the chips are down it's the only thing to do.

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When the bomb went off in Manchester I was on my bike in the centre.. glass came down from the building in font and behind me.. but not the one I was under.

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“Alexa, is it true that most households are spied upon?”

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Hi @gardenersworldmag.bsky.social … I’d love to see reruns of gardeners world from back in the day. Geoff Hamilton et al. BBC reruns top gear from when it was good ( I know clarkson is a prick but nonetheless) why not Gardeners world??

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Wow!

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Haha!

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Saying I think other political parties are rubbish so I’m going to vote Reform is like saying I don’t like this burger so I’m going to eat this toxic waste tip instead.

Nuts.

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Haha!

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Having four coffee shops in my view of a Sunday morning is quite the sight… not sure how they make it so complicated! Get off bike . Get coffee. Sit down. Each stage is turned into a room off crystal msze

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I fully embrace making our cities, town and roads cycle friendly. Cyclists always get all the space they need to not only be but feel safe whilst I drive by. It can be a nice way to socialise too, but fuck me men of a certain age on bikes cannot order a coffee without a palaver.

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she stabbed my hamster.

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I think most people would prefer this. #Science

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retirement brought on by the tractor.

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reclaimed conservatory furniture.

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(s)Pray for me....

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Got this beauty on upstairs at cavern of da curious gnome.. collab with the legend in her lifetime @jaegawise.bsky.social

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Pottering about should be an Olympic sport, guaranteed hold for Team GB.

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Garden is starting to really get going. Clematis, tulips, forget me nots, bluebells, primrose all flowering. Ferns, hostas, acers, pirus all starting to show their stuff. Lovely time of year to potter about x

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I’ve had no signal & I’m full of truffles & I’m happy. Goodnight

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