Mini penne With a photo of a mall miniature penne pasta

*Sean Connery voice

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I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

Watching the Stars every week, like "maybe this week we'll figure it out!" followed by:

Love this for them

2/ We see public and private schools in blue states all pivoting to the same "return on investment" discourse pushed heavily by the Obama Admin (through the dept of ed, but also the white house), in ways that embody the neoliberal consensus around higher education.

It’s literally so miserable being a fan of this team 🥲

Feels like it couldn’t hurt to try giving her something more than junk minutes at this point!

As a Chicago fan, I look forward to being traumatized by this highlight reel goal for years to come.

How is he saying that after one of San Diego’s depth players literally just hit a worldie against his team??

I spit out my drink 😂

First signature I’ve ever felt was aesthetically displeasing, I think.

Putting all the dictator implications aside for two seconds, his signature is objectively ugly.

She’s gonna be this year’s recipient of the Ella Stevens Award for Making Chicago Regret Trading Her.

We’re gonna get murdered in the box 😩

FFS

Being a fan of this franchise is exhausting.

Everyone is wondering what the correct level of contrition is and this seems about right

theonion.com/no-blood-for...

Also related: arguments about how it's our civic duty to expose ourselves to arguments with racists and homophobes for the sake of intellectual diversity, etc.

anyway back to the mystery of male loneliness

No it’s THE BEST

“gavealittleproof” 😂

The cover of The Complete Persepolis by Marianne Satrapi.

Now would be a good time for anyone who wants to learn about recent Iranian history to read this. It is well worth your time and money (I am sure your local library has it if you don’t want to purchase it).

The girls are fightingggg

Text box over a picture of the Blue Crew section holding a sign that says Trans People Belong. Text reads: We're disgusted, dismayed, and quite frankly, terrified by the actions of the Kansas State legislature over the last couple weeks, which has accelerated to a new frightening degree by the invalidation of driver's licenses and birth certificates. Trans people belong. Trans people have always been here. Trans people will always be here. We will never stop fighting for our neighbors, our friends, our community. We will share and amplify resources on how you can help the trans community in Kansas

I really like it, too!

Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 The phrase ‘Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen ‘His name’

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

Oof 😓

I’m going to see Wuthering Heights tonight. Will that movie, which is based on a novel about the worst people in the world abusing each other and their children, have more or less gaslighting than the SOTU? Toss up? 🤔