At least I can often get away with watching Splatoon streams on the clock

Man having a job that keeps me busy until 9pm 4 days of the week with two of those days being Friday and Saturday has really been rough for my who tournament playing and commentating goals :( even when I am free, so much else in my life is vying for my time it's hard to manage :/ booo full time work

- Sunset Surge: Blossom Blitz 2026
- Don’t Flounder at the Function #2 - Spring Break
- Low Ink April 2026 Day 1
- Global Gauntlet #1 - Qualfier 2
- Splatoon 3 North American League 2026 Week 3 (Week 1 of the regular season)
- LUTI Tonight

So much Splatoon today! Be sure to thank your TOs

Caro thinking about that gives ma a heart attack but it would also be me if I weren't married to someone who is not like that. Anyway proud of u congratulations

Deep waters happens all the time secrets of strixhaven prerelease happens only once play hooky

But making a mii is the best part!!!!!

I could think of nothing more Bechdel approved frankly

I still don't know what box I'm gonna get ..I'm thinking witherbloom bc I'm stuck between quandrix and silverquil and that keeps my options open? It's only one pack that's seeded but still I'm playing to WIN

PRERELEASE TONIGHT!!!!!

You know what we look like

Ok now do the rest of the yokes so fuckler can be a major

playing splatoon w/ ur friends: 😇🤗🫡
playing splatoon against ur friends: 🫪😈🤬

YES DUDE I LOVE HER AND CANT WAIT TO SEE HER AGAIN LIIVVEEEE

Anyway pull up June 19 the week After chishoals to the Chicago show. They're saying it's gonna be a Splatoon major

Sig I've been listening to underscores since before you were born she's the unofficial musician of the six pack yokes don't insult me

Theory I'm working on

I don't want this to be a rare I pull at the prerelease for my # win rate but I love this car design

Wow ....... Yes I would thanks

Hey with that said, go take a look at the new H-Town Splashdown online shop

Pre-orders for our new READY? GO! hoodie is live 🔥

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God me too. I know I HSPULD make other pokemon but I just want to make a bunch of mimikyu

He lives here permanently and you must finish your coffee to save him

Mimikyu

It's true the pants, too, are self actualization

God mothman I will try so so so hard please pray to rngsus for me that I pull gas and don't waste my rares on cards they clearly printed for commander, and that I remember all my triggers. I will do my damndest

I have suitors lined up around the block bc I ask open ended questions with captivating sincerity

I am constantly trying to explain to people that I can pull not because I'm a knockout but bc I keep an open heart and inviting spirit at the function. You'd think it's the cool pants and Pixar mom dumptruck but such things are a dime a dozen

So fucking excited for strixhaven prerelease this Friday. I am studying UP on those cards! I WILL win packs!! And those packs WILL have expensive cards I can trade to the card shop for MORE CARDS!

Existential dreadwringer

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