It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

The moment Natasha Hiedeman realizes her new city of Seattle contains multitudes, including both skyscrapers and a “big ass mountain, volcano, thingymabober.”

A large white waterfowl with orange feet stands in front of a door. On the door is a cardboard sign secured with tape that reads, "DO NOT LET THE DUCK IN." Adding insult to injury, I think the duck might be a goose.

Whatever you do,

Lol, twice? Amazing.

Cristian Roldan giving us the early lead 🔥

Who allowed these kit colors to match up?

@soccerwithshane.bsky.social you still looking to get rid of yours?

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

Ralph McQuarrie IS Star Wars.

Smh. To think he could have just stayed the voice of the Sounders.

It's time for the other Paul.

Having been dragged into housing court by my POS landlord several times, I can confirm that it’s a painful and humbling place. The line between haves and have-not is immediately visible bc rich people almost never have to show up themselves, they send lawyers.

The same week the NYTimes was devoting its significant resources to producing this ridiculous piece about Lauren Sanchez Bezos's call for rich people to not worry and be happy, Ryan Hass, an independent journalist in Oregon, was investigating this horrifying story about a death in an Amazon plant.

Man wearing MAGA hat laying face down on a golf course green

Trump Upstages Masters with Perfect Golf Stroke: tinyurl.com/yc2w5ttf

FC St. Pauli | FC St. Pauli awards Peace Prize – supporting civil… FC St. Pauli has presented the Peace Prize for the first time. With this award, the club honors individuals and initiatives that actively stand for…

FC St. Pauli presents the Peace Prize in the US for the first time. The award honors individuals and initiatives that stand for solidarity, participation, and respectful coexistence. The first recipient is Wes Burdine, owner of the Black Hart of Saint Paul in Minnesota.

#fcsp

RORY MCILROY WINS THE 2026 MASTERS.

NASA women save stars. 🫶🏻💫

"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope." Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war. A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic. Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope. https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

What is this thing that sounds of absolute beauty?

It never ends.

Another chapter of FIFA’s continued saga of misleading fans and looking for new ways to milk more money out of them.

(For the good of the game, of course.)

Weeeeelp.

Come on boys, don't let the Concacaf do you. You must do the Concacafing

Ball. Don't. Lie. GTFO here.

I just discovered that Raya users like the aforementioned gentleman pay the app $25-50 a month for the opportunity to get outed like this and... welp good luck on the dating scene, everyone

Boise took its Pride flag down. But new art has popped up at City Hall. What it cost “The flag is not our only form of expression,” a Council Member previously said.

The famous Andor line is that "tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle." Here is a perfect example of that through malicious compliance: Idaho forced the city of Boise to remove its Pride flags. So the city painted rainbows everywhere else.

Stuart Holden torched for hawking expensive World Cup hospitality packages Stuart Holden's decision to hype World Cup hospitality packages amidst insane ticket prices did not sit well with anybody.

Stuart Holden's decision to hype World Cup hospitality packages amidst insane ticket prices did not sit well with anybody.

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The Washington State Supreme Court Races Are a BFD This Year - The Stranger Something unprecedented is happening in the Washington State Supreme Court. Five seats are on the ballot this year. That many seats have never been up for grabs at once in the modern court, but a wave...

Did you know that 5 of the 9 Washington State Supreme Court seats are up for grabs this year? Well now you do. With our civil liberties on the line, it's time to bone up on your Supreme Court knowledge.