"May the firewall be with you." - Admiral Picard, Love is a Battlefield

Should probably post this with context

Hey, I found out why my company changed cafeteria app vendors: They discovered a worse one

As @swiftonsecurity.com said: "You either deploy ad-blocking or malware"

>27
>phd in resonance cascades
>she has no idea what that means
>impressed
>tfw shes gonna let you smash an atom

>outsource your thinking to the cloud
>they keep randomly deciding to make you dumber because it's cheaper for them

Great job guys

So my house repairs are finished after two years and all my stuff was returned. I found my Instapot and cooked the first time in also that long (just got oven and sink back too). I made a slow cook beef roast and I'm ashamed how much of the pot is gone after 48 hrs... I haven't eaten in years...

I can tell which of you arent failwhale OGs you dont have the iron in you

I am told I am an autonomous human being, in charge of my own destiny, a free man, but every single time Hasan Piker has said something and I have heard about it, it has been against my will

I try to use LLMs to revise my stuff and it strips out all the quirky awkward spice of human writing set in its ways. It's fuggin horrible.

I can't even use LLMs, my writing style is distinct enough people could tell which other parody accounts I ran on Twitter

Our two microblogging sites are the "relitigate Hitler" site and the "relitigate Stalin" site. One wonders what they're doing over on Threads.

The reason for 50% of human choices is if someone is going to insure that

Sortition is genuinely, really under explored

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There's a huge difference between "we're in a genuinely important moment" and using apocalypse-coded language for marketing, some skepticism and scorn is warranted, but I'd just advise non-experts to pump the breaks before correcting practitioners who say their field is being reshaped

Maybe Congress could declare war on Iran instead idk I'm not good at government

I can tell you our vulnerability management team and Infosec leadership takes it seriously as something that is going to alter the landscape in ways – and we're just going to have to handle that.

California citizens like the image of them and I'm sure there are incentives

The only person you should buy a house for is your car

No we aren't doing that 🚨BREAKING shit on Bluesky instant ban

Fishing in harvest Moon 64

i did try, though

Morris? what color is this? the color of her hair

Disclaimer I think there's a second one in there but don't go spending your life looking for it I might be wrong

Damn it Ed you found your books in there didn't you

Me using both "need" and the softer "probably aren't advisably ready to abandon" did not help in my post 😅

I've sat near product security, cryptography, threat intelligence, directory, red team, hell the CISO for awhile. We used to have a big bullpen of junior staff intermingling and watching events unfold in a war-room next to them. Kinda really sucks, it's largely senior staff in the office now.