He shoots up Copium between his toes.

"It's different when we do it" has been the conservative mantra for decades. Why would they even flinch at this?

"WHERE'S MY CUT!!"

Trump is giving Putin an unprecedented ROI. 80s republicans must be rolling in their graves.

They didn't pass away, they were killed.

He made a career out of blaming victims. Why stop now?

Oh, THOSE Epstein Files... I thought you meant something Welcome Back Kotter related. — DOJ

It's shocking how cute evil can be.

Gas prices are higher here now than they were at any time during the Biden administration.

I'm pretty sure there was a Max Headroom episode where someone was supposedly archiving loved ones the way Edison Carter was "duplicated." [spoiler alert: It was a fraud]

Considering the reason that half time show even happened, did you not expect that level of pathetic?

It serves the regime just as well to have the case thrown out. They can't win, and the messaging is for the next crop of J6ers.

Pay him shit tons of money to get elected President then destroy the United States from within?

Or he's planning no having someone start some shit. "Look at what the terrorists did at the Super Bowl!"

It should be noted:

Any pardons Trump gives out now are furtherance of a criminal conspiracy, and are void.

$10 says Facebook is too.

It should be noted:

Any pardons Trump gives out now are furtherance of a criminal conspiracy, and are void.

#politics #Trump

He's right though! Those polls should be WAY lower than 40%.

Trump? Miller?

I am now your God King! Bring me all of the virgins!

Massage parlor font is exactly what I would expect from a classless douche nozzle.

He doesn't care who gets pardoned as long as he gets paid.

Trump has been blackmailing all the other names since 2019, and he doesn't want to lose the income.

#Epstein_Files

I am sorry, but Eric is definitely in EVERY WEEK in stupid.

No More Kings - Schoolhouse Rock Boston Tea Party YouTube video by Schoolhouse Rock

No Kings
Schoolhouse Rock!
CSB: In my senior year of HS, the teacher asked if anyone knew the preamble to the constitution. One person's hand went up. "Where did you learn it?" "Schoolhouse Rock!". We all realized we knew it too.
We all sang the preamble to our very bewildered government teacher.

Has anyone considered that his White House handlers are showing him AI produced videos to get him to proclaim whatever they want him to?
I hate to go all "tin foil hat" and all, but the other week he asked why reality didn't match what he was seeing, and it seemed like a sincere question.

I like that he's openly admitting to be in league with satan.

Should we wipe our asses with it like he does?

That stuff is the herpes of architectural decorations, and it'll leave scars.