realest person ive ever met ‼️

Please enjoy each of my bits equally

“Feeling grateful?”
Did you mean: Immense guilt that you don’t deserve it and should probably apologize

dan turned to face phil resting his hand gently on his knee

thinking abt the absolute meltdown this caused

evil dan and phil. dan and kill.

how to get a sims 4 builder to fix the howlter house for dan and phil

dan and phil beats make a christmas album and MY LIFE IS YOURS!

hello phanniesky or whatever we’re callin this ^-^

hi phansky i am also posting my cats here❤️

crazy work

I love how they called this concept 'straight dan and phil' and they just look like the most average lesbian couple

dan and phil and a tiny horse calendar cover photo with caption “i am a child of da phorse” wrapped around all three in pink bubble text

alright y’all phivorce season is officially over

:-/

everybody shut the fuck up RIGHT NOW

dan howell can you fi-
phil lester can you fig-
WHO TF DO I FIGHT?

gimmick accounts: what if my thing was that everybody hates me a lot and wants me to go away. would people like that

"Dan and Phil and a tiny horse" but its just this

sending these merch items to my mom like “in case anyone asks what i want for christmas 😁”

oh fuck

EMO FOREVER BITCHES

dan and phil and pigs

TEARS SPRUNG TO MY EYES AND ARE JUST STREAMING DOWN MY FACE NOW IS THE THING. NEVER. KILL. YOURSELF.

omg bsky circle

as a 22 year old i need this

bro plz

haiiiii!!!! :3

moot hunt for phannies 😎 tryna find everyone from tw*tter hehe
#danandphil #phannietwt #phannies