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A SKELETEN WITH A SWORD "LANDLORDS ARENT REAL, DO NOT OBEY IN ADVANCE!!! JUST PUT YOUR SWORDS UNDER YOUR MATTRESS, AND DONT SIT ON THE BED, IT MAKES THE SWORDS CLANK TOGETHER, NO SWORDS IN HERE JUST MY OLD RUSTY BED THAT SOUNDS THAT WAY " - IF THERE WAS A SPECIAL KIND OF GUY WHO BOUGHT UP ALL THE FOOD AND RESOLD IT AT A MASSIVE PROFIT TO PEOPLE WHO COULDNT GET IN EARLY TO BUY THE FOOD WE WOULDNT SAY "THATS A FOOD LORD" WE WOULD DO SOMETHING ELSE TO THAT GUY, CAN'T SAY WHAT WE WOULD DO TO HIM, GOTTA RESPECT TERMS OF SERVICE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELETEN WITH A SWORD "LANDLORDS ARENT REAL, DO NOT OBEY IN ADVANCE!!! JUST PUT YOUR SWORDS UNDER YOUR MATTRESS, AND DONT SIT ON THE BED, IT MAKES THE SWORDS CLANK TOGETHER, NO SWORDS IN HERE JUST MY OLD RUSTY BED THAT SOUNDS THAT WAY " - IF THERE WAS A SPECIAL KIND OF GUY WHO BOUGHT UP ALL THE FOOD AND RESOLD IT AT A MASSIVE PROFIT TO PEOPLE WHO COULDNT GET IN EARLY TO BUY THE FOOD WE WOULDNT SAY "THATS A FOOD LORD" WE WOULD DO SOMETHING ELSE TO THAT GUY, CAN'T SAY WHAT WE WOULD DO TO HIM, GOTTA RESPECT TERMS OF SERVICE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

NO LAND NO LORDS - dashare.zone ADMIN

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A SKLETEAN WITH A STAFF AND A GLOWING HAND "IM NOT BAD AT MY JOB, IM SABOTAGING CAPATALISM" - IF YOU WANT TO EAT AN ELEPHANT YOUR GONNA HAVE TO START CHEWING SOONER OR LATER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKLETEAN WITH A STAFF AND A GLOWING HAND "IM NOT BAD AT MY JOB, IM SABOTAGING CAPATALISM" - IF YOU WANT TO EAT AN ELEPHANT YOUR GONNA HAVE TO START CHEWING SOONER OR LATER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

START SOMEWHERE - dashare.zone ADMIN

3 days ago 516 111 0 2
two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

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Due to the nature of how i sort my books, one of my coverless books are now standing right next to my book about bookbinding
(Note to Swedes: "indbinding af bøger" does not mean "gay bondage")

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a title card shows that this takes place in 1630's italy.

panel one, a man in a trenchcoat stands underneath a lamppost, a guy walks up to him and asks "you got the stuff?"

panel two, the trenchcoat man hands him a book that says "my thoughts on copernicus" by galileo. he says "here you go man, keep it hidden"

the guy opens it and blushes, he says "ooh yeah baby"

we see diagrams of the heliocentric model on the pages, the guy says "revolve that celestial body..."

a title card shows that this takes place in 1630's italy. panel one, a man in a trenchcoat stands underneath a lamppost, a guy walks up to him and asks "you got the stuff?" panel two, the trenchcoat man hands him a book that says "my thoughts on copernicus" by galileo. he says "here you go man, keep it hidden" the guy opens it and blushes, he says "ooh yeah baby" we see diagrams of the heliocentric model on the pages, the guy says "revolve that celestial body..."

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Good

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Doctor Who mentioned!!!🥳

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Cat in box.

Cat in box.

Morning 😂.

4 days ago 2094 160 43 8
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#caturday #cats

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A black-and-white cat peeking from behind a cat tower, with one paw raised

A black-and-white cat peeking from behind a cat tower, with one paw raised

Bring it on!

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A SKILETON IN A FIELD OF SUN FLOWERS WITH 2 GHOSTLY JOINT'S HOVERING NEXT 2 THEM... "ALWAYS SCARED FOR NO REASON, THE VIBES ARE ALWAYS OFF, THE AIR THICK AND TAINTED INCHING CLOSER TO DA CLIFFS EDGE EACH MOMENT , BUT STILL KICKEN ASSSSSS!!!!!" WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO SAY HOPE YOUR KICKEN ASS TOO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKILETON IN A FIELD OF SUN FLOWERS WITH 2 GHOSTLY JOINT'S HOVERING NEXT 2 THEM... "ALWAYS SCARED FOR NO REASON, THE VIBES ARE ALWAYS OFF, THE AIR THICK AND TAINTED INCHING CLOSER TO DA CLIFFS EDGE EACH MOMENT , BUT STILL KICKEN ASSSSSS!!!!!" WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO SAY HOPE YOUR KICKEN ASS TOO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

PROBLY FINE - dashare.zone ADMIN

1 week ago 405 132 0 1
Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

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heard a rumor the tortoise alledgedly fucked the rabbits mom after the race

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What about skull oomf?

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I love you too Mr press of dent

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I'm really missing the classic old text to speech voices

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a guy walks up to another guy whos wearing dhorts with a pattern on them and asks “what do your shorts say?”
the guy sticks out his ass and the shorts have a comic on the that says “my ass is sooooo big!! it can fit a whole 6 panel comic on it! thats right! not just 4. you’ve gotta stare for a WHILE to complete the narrative arc of my ass. anyway thanks for reading my ass comic. you damned pervert.”

then the first guy says “wow, meta ass”

a guy walks up to another guy whos wearing dhorts with a pattern on them and asks “what do your shorts say?” the guy sticks out his ass and the shorts have a comic on the that says “my ass is sooooo big!! it can fit a whole 6 panel comic on it! thats right! not just 4. you’ve gotta stare for a WHILE to complete the narrative arc of my ass. anyway thanks for reading my ass comic. you damned pervert.” then the first guy says “wow, meta ass”

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A SKALETON POINTEN TO DA WORDS "FUCK OFF" BECAUSE EVERY DAY PEOPLE SAY DUMB SHYT TO THEM LIKE "READ BETWEEN THE LINES" WELL THERES NO WORDS THERE DUMMASS ,AND THATS THE TEXT THAT ON THE IMAGE, ANY WAY IF MEANING IS IMPORTANT THEN CONVEY IT MOTHER FUCKER!!! IF YOUR GONNA DANCE WITH THE ABSTRACTION OF LANGUAGE THEN DONT STOP BEFORE THE SONG ENDS!!! KEEP GOING UNTIL YOU CONVEYED THE FUCKEN MEANING , IF I WANTED TO INTERPRET A FUCKEN MYSTERY THROUGH THE LENS OF LANGUAGE I WOULD DO A WORD SEARCH OR READ A POEM!!! AND I HAVE DONE SEVERAL OF EACH OF THOSE SO I KNOW WHAT IM FUCKEN TALKING ABOUT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKALETON POINTEN TO DA WORDS "FUCK OFF" BECAUSE EVERY DAY PEOPLE SAY DUMB SHYT TO THEM LIKE "READ BETWEEN THE LINES" WELL THERES NO WORDS THERE DUMMASS ,AND THATS THE TEXT THAT ON THE IMAGE, ANY WAY IF MEANING IS IMPORTANT THEN CONVEY IT MOTHER FUCKER!!! IF YOUR GONNA DANCE WITH THE ABSTRACTION OF LANGUAGE THEN DONT STOP BEFORE THE SONG ENDS!!! KEEP GOING UNTIL YOU CONVEYED THE FUCKEN MEANING , IF I WANTED TO INTERPRET A FUCKEN MYSTERY THROUGH THE LENS OF LANGUAGE I WOULD DO A WORD SEARCH OR READ A POEM!!! AND I HAVE DONE SEVERAL OF EACH OF THOSE SO I KNOW WHAT IM FUCKEN TALKING ABOUT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

FUCK OF - dashare.zone ADMIN

1 week ago 354 78 0 1

WM*

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I know right! And it works better than I expected it would too

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"Your cat will eat your body if you die" good it will take weeks for everyone to find me anyway and my children need to survive

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i'm watching incel looney tunes chud bunny keeps fucking with elmer foid

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You are so much more than what happened to you

You are so much more than what happened to you

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Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."

Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."

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Your attacks can’t hit me! The strongest!

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A COOL SCKELLETON IN A ROBE "IM DOING THE LEAST I POSSIBLY CAN, NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, THATS BECAUSE I DIDNT TRY " - GOTO patreon.com/dasharez0ne TO READ MY FULL MANIFESTO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A COOL SCKELLETON IN A ROBE "IM DOING THE LEAST I POSSIBLY CAN, NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, THATS BECAUSE I DIDNT TRY " - GOTO patreon.com/dasharez0ne TO READ MY FULL MANIFESTO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

REAL - dashare.zone ADMIN

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Currently listening to Coin Locker Kid's Manic Pixie Dream World on the Sony VM-45 I bought at the flea
open.spotify.com/album/5QCnc8...

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This is the bone zone that funny Swede was talking about

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A SKELTON AT A COMPUTER DESIGNING A GRAPHIC WHICH IS 2 COP'S CRYING AND IT SAYS "DO YOUR WORST, SCHOOL SHOOTERS,,, WE'LL JUST RUN AWAY" AND DA SKALETON IS IN FRONT OF DA RUINS OF AN AMERICAN CITY, WITH EVERYTHING CRUMBLING AROUND THEM BUT THERE STILL EXPECTED TO GO TO WORK AND SMILE THE WHOLE TIME ,AND NOW EVERY ONES ALWAYS SICK, AND YOU CANT JUST DO YOUR JOB YOU HAVE TO PRETENT YOUR USING "A.I" WHICH IS AN APP THAT COSTS MORE THAN A HUMAN EMPLOYEE AND BURNS DOWN A FOREST EVERY TIME IT MAKES 1 LINE OF CODE , AND DA TEXT OF THE GRAPHIC IS "THE APOCALYPSE WAS SPUPOSE TO HAPPEN FAST AND WE COULD STOP GOING TO WORK, BUT HERE WE FUCKEN ARE, NO MUSHROOM CLOUD, JUST $17 HAMBURGERS AND A BOSS WHO THINKS A CHAT BOT IS A LITTLE GUY WHO LIVES IN SIDE YOUR COMPUTER, HE WILL FIRE YOU IF YOU DONT TALK TO THE CHAT BOT " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELTON AT A COMPUTER DESIGNING A GRAPHIC WHICH IS 2 COP'S CRYING AND IT SAYS "DO YOUR WORST, SCHOOL SHOOTERS,,, WE'LL JUST RUN AWAY" AND DA SKALETON IS IN FRONT OF DA RUINS OF AN AMERICAN CITY, WITH EVERYTHING CRUMBLING AROUND THEM BUT THERE STILL EXPECTED TO GO TO WORK AND SMILE THE WHOLE TIME ,AND NOW EVERY ONES ALWAYS SICK, AND YOU CANT JUST DO YOUR JOB YOU HAVE TO PRETENT YOUR USING "A.I" WHICH IS AN APP THAT COSTS MORE THAN A HUMAN EMPLOYEE AND BURNS DOWN A FOREST EVERY TIME IT MAKES 1 LINE OF CODE , AND DA TEXT OF THE GRAPHIC IS "THE APOCALYPSE WAS SPUPOSE TO HAPPEN FAST AND WE COULD STOP GOING TO WORK, BUT HERE WE FUCKEN ARE, NO MUSHROOM CLOUD, JUST $17 HAMBURGERS AND A BOSS WHO THINKS A CHAT BOT IS A LITTLE GUY WHO LIVES IN SIDE YOUR COMPUTER, HE WILL FIRE YOU IF YOU DONT TALK TO THE CHAT BOT " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

THE POCALYPSE NOW - dashare.zone ADMIN

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