You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

JD Vance has changed his travel plans to Pakistan more times than he changed his own name.

Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!

He just wants a ride and the standard hitch hiking was not working.😀

Today I turn 89. I’ve seen this country at its best and its worst, and I know how much community matters. For my birthday, I’m asking you to stand with PFLAG and support the work that’s helped so many in the LGBTQ+ community, including me. give.pflag.org/page/95493/d...

I'm so confused. Which strait is currently blocked - is it the Strait of Hormuz, the Strait of Iran, or the Strait of Vermouth?
Geography is hard, like math. 😂

a cartoon character sitting on a couch with his legs crossed ALT: a cartoon character sitting on a couch with his legs crossed

Imagine committing more crimes than almost anyone, but not worrying at all because you have been building an airtight case for Not Guilty by Reason of Insanity for over a decade.

When I worked on ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ Trump would gather his family & they would all humbly bow their heads in prayer before finale tapings. Often, Donald would recite a favorite Bible verse….Naw, I’m just f^cking w/you, he would ask if there were any MILFs in the audience.

NO!! 🤣

What a difference 3 weeks can make for a dog ❤️

Ha! Chronically drunk FBI Director Kash Patel is NOT going to like this new LEGO video. Of course, that assumes he sobers up enough to watch it. 🍺🍸🥃

This woman waves to her horse from a distance, & he joyfully gallops toward her. Love is the most beautiful connection of all.

I love this so much.

Barack Obama sat down with Mayor Zohran Mamdani in a Bronx child care center, reading “Alone and Together,” a book about connection, community, and belonging to preschoolers.

Sidebar: Not sure these little-ones knew who Obama was 😂

Former President Barack Obama met with New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani for the first time Saturday, joining preschoolers at a child care center for a book reading and singalong.

Source: Emma G. Fitzsimmons / NYT

Child: I know your name. Mamdani.

Obama: What’s his first name?

Child: Mayor.

So to sum up the war in Iran:

Bibi is a megalomaniac with the same expansionist ambitions as Putin and even greater political problems at home.

So he convinced the ONE POTUS stupid enough to ignore his own experts that going to war with Iran would be quick and easy. Bibi wanted that war to serve

The kids know what's right & just: 🔊 #AGoodPlace

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We all have days like this

He's not great at math, especially percentages.

We've reached the stage where Trump stooges are trying to normalize the idea that our president is jello-for-brains simpleton.

If donnie 'two dolls', religious as he is, did not realize that his post made him look like he was trying to be Jesus, that means it's time for the 25th for 47.

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Remember the good old days? Like a year and a half ago, when @markhamillofficial.bsky.social showed up at his star on Hollywood Boulevard, asking tourists to take his picture, then trying to convince them he died in a jet ski accident for Jimmy Kimmel’s show.

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Who says it's free? 😂

A truly great President. We miss you Joe.

Roses just snuck up on me this year.

I have to say, it is so nice to have your voice here again. Your wit and intelligence keeps me both laughing and smiling. Take your time, we're going to wait. 🙏❤️