There's nothing quite like the exhilaration of realizing you have a snapshot/backup to bail you out of a stupid move.

If you're happy and you know it, good for you.

☘️≠🍀

Remember that "Trump Derangement Syndrome" is a mental illness if anyone tries to draft you. #FAFO

I'd appreciate the nostalgia more if the Atlanta '96 color palette wasn't hideous.

Friendly reminder that it's "Daylight Saving Time" (as in time that spares daylight) and not "Daylight Savings Time" (as in sales before sunset).

It's nice to finally work somewhere that celebrates #EmployeeAppreciationDay.
It's even nicer to work somewhere that gives you the day off. 😎

As usual, I've given up Lent for Lent.

Learn another language.
Read the news in it.

Let them eat cake... made of questionable meat byproducts.

There are commercials on TV for Spam. Our economy is doing just fine, y'all.

My favorite #SuperBowl Sunday tradition is to wait until about 45 minutes after kickoff, then enjoy a nice, quiet dinner at literally any restaurant without a TV.

Congratulations to "Melania" for her FIFA Peace Oscar!

ChatGPT loves saying "the whole room went silent."

6 • 7 = 42 💁

I.C.E. recruits directly from the Group W Bench.

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears so often, you got sick of people quoting Orwell.

One of the most useful defensive driving tips my mother gave me was to watch the wheels of other vehicles to anticipate where they're headed. It's the first thing to move before the rest of the body, and it can help you determine the driver's intent.

New year, new meh.

It's giving Giving Tuesday.

No, you're being ridiculous.

One thing is clear from the Epstein e-mails:

Confidentiality disclaimers are useless.

Fellow Georgians, do your thing.
#IVoted #PostThePeach #Georgia #localelectionsmatter

Grandma Occam's Trusted Razor Salve:

Of competing drugstore remedies, the product in the simplest, barely-changed-since-the-'70s packaging tends to be the most effective.

It's now safe to turn off your computer.

Sometimes, I doubt my commitment to Sparkle Motion.

A painting of a calico cat peeking around a teal wall, acrylic on wood.

I made a thing.
#paintbynumber

I'm not sure the hoi polloi understand what a big deal it is that Blink-182 had Bruce Buffer open their set at Shaky Knees. Dudes undoubtedly paid big for that. 😂

When i was your age, we'd spend 15 days downloading and compiling our kernels, uphill both ways, just to realize we forgot mouse support, and we LIKED IT!!!

Sorry, just checked my calendar and my next "earliest convenience" is in 2028, so just keep that in mind before proposing it as a deadline.