>unarmed pleasure vessel inexplicably capable of running a blockade

What did he know?

hey there bud.

what's the hurry?

you look nervous.

we're looking into suspicious behavior on the skyline.

people not taking their meds or doing basic self care, and the like.

you wouldn't happen to be mixed up in any of that, would you?

good. stay safe out there

weekly reminder 💊⏰

Who knows, I might be full by then

That's how it's always been but if they at least pretend we'll consider sparing them

I didn't say they'll avoid punishment, but they might live

And that's how you avoid the guillotines

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

I get what ya mean ;)

Oh my god

A drawing of two snails admiring a tape dispenser

Harkens back to one of my faves

Twitter post from @b0newalljackson reading: 90’s dads were like “ yeah my six year old can handle terminator 2: judgment day “

when I was 10 years old my dad looked at me and went “you’re probably old enough to watch The Ring, right?” and I went “definitely” and boy was I not qualified to make that particular judgement call

Oh this fucking jams

If the DJ looks like this you are about to die in that pit

"Intelligent design," my ass

All you Dem MFs running in the midterms, you can't point to polling anymore as your reason for being wishy-washy on this right here. So we'll know damn well where your bread is buttered if you do

We have important questions to answer

Incredible things are happening right here on Bluesky

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

Watching Palantir do Sephiroth posting about multiculturalism and I would like to remind everyone that they were doing corporate fake woke shit just like every other company.

the history of enshittification in tech has been:

- turning the dial that says "make more money" while trying to avoid the "make the world worse" dial
- turns out they are the same dial
- keep turning it anyways

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Cocaine Bear (2023)

Look if some god wants to show up with Bavarian street food we can talk about conversion

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A-SHA SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS Ramen and it has a smug looking Squidward on it

I get that you don’t want to show him being depressed and eating the noodles but I also don’t trust him when he’s not depressed

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