When I see that frequently-shared pro-Trump post that begins, “Many of you probably watched what took place between Donald Trump and Zelenskyy tonight,” I think a few things.

The first is, “What I watched didn’t take place at night, it took place at about 1 pm EST…although it *was* 9 pm in Moscow!”

I guess in a perverse way it makes sense that the people who love America so much that they want to dismantle it think the only way for Ukraine to win a war they didn't start is for them to surrender.

The President of the United States is no longer the leader of the free world.

Remember: Wealth can’t be separated from power. Power begets wealth and wealth begets power. We're seeing in real time how the extreme concentration of wealth is distorting our politics, rigging our markets, and granting unprecedented power to a handful of billionaires.

Me: You know what? Good point. I'll start calling it the Gulf of America if you start using people's preferred pronouns.

Them: ........

Hey guys...I think we're being tread on.

If you're not normally a fan of hip hop perhaps critiquing Kendrick Lamar isn't your strong suit. It makes you look old (at best) or racist (at worst).

Remember, if you're polyamorous, it's called Valentines' Day.

Capri Sun in a bottle sounds as delightful as a bag of Pringles.

Insurance companies will do anything and everything...except the right thing.

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The 13th Amendment ended slavery in the United States. However, there was one notable exception - anyone convicted of a crime is exempted from protection against involuntary servitude. In conclusion, we have no legal obligation to pay him to be president.