i have my stuff today bc i have class and I was like I gotta go rn bc the only thing I have on me is a piece that says "faggot"

sorry to everyone at my job bootlicking the genai overlords that none of you have any self respect or confidence in your own skills!

and my supe asked the guy a question he clearly got from chatgpt or something and it's like sorry you couldn't think of anything youd like to ask someone? really?

also some guy interviewed today and one of the questions one of the mgrs asked him was like "some people here are pretty anti ai what will you do to convince them so we aren't all dinosaurs?" (as reported by my cool anti ai coworker who was in the interview)

last week my supervisor was like "it's fine that you're anti ai but I am worried it will hurt your career" and like buddy this job is the career killer. the career killer is in the room with us and it's This Job

oh no cute coworker said he'd love to see art stuff I've been working on one of these days..... I'll perish

What if we kissed on the Hot Wheel City Mattress? 👉👈

Advil PM box art I edited to read Email PM The moon and cloud over the classic advil vanishing point blue gridlines the capsule replaced with a blue envelope and notification bell signifying "1" The box reads: Oh my god it's 10:00pm. Does this person have no life or what's the deal? Below the envelope it reads: Honestly Sad* *Super Sad Actually

staying in a fancy hotel for a few days is nice but nothing hits like returning to your shitty little apartment where all your garbage ass crap is

nextdoor like clockwork emailing me again 🙄

laminated flyer pushpinned to a community board. we see a photo of a coyote, and the text reads: HAVE YOU SEEN THIS DOG? [photo of a coyote] DUMMY THAT'S A COYOTE. OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DO???: —NO ACTION REQUIRED —IT IS WILDLIFE IN THE WILD (!) -HERE TO EAT DELICIOUS RODENT -LET HER COOK —NOT INTERESTED IN YOU, LOL GET OVER YOURSELF BABE;) —KEEP DOGS ON LEASH AND CATS INDOORS -(LIKE YOU SHOULD BE DOING ANYWAY) —YOTE IS A RESPECTED NEIGHBOR AND CRITTER CONTROL PROFESSIONAL

Seen tacked to a community board on my walk

oh my god

yeah that's right

There was a goose on the field at Wrigley, they played on

so many moments in sex and the city I see and I'm like wow I'm just like samantha jones

i got to the counter and was like hello. I have exactly a single five dollar bill

got a pre roll from the dispo on the corner and a whole ass meal for $4. this rocks

oh my god showing the food truck your dispo receipt gets you a free meal hell yeah dude

lol at the dispo by my house having a food truck parked at it

i have no weed.. I'm weedless...

Finished the Vedauwoo painting. 16x20 acrylic on canvas

Brass snail

Brass snail mesuring tape

The best thing ive ever found in a garadge sale, a snail that is also a mesuring tape

Huge news: Jordan Acker, who infamously pushed state to prosecute UM student protestors, loses bid for re-election to UM Regents. The winner: Amir Makled, who provided pro bono legal support to those same UM students. Enormous victory for the Palestine/student solidarity movement.

Jordan Acker, soon-to-be-ex Regent at U of M,,,,

😍💥🎉🥹✨😄😄😄

Fake Massachusetts Towns april 19 2021 April 17 2022 4/17/23 4/14/24 4/21/25

Tomorrow is Patriots' Day in Massachusetts, which means it's a good time to roll out this all-timer from our archives.

what more can be said

First reported by Beth LeBlanc of @detroitnews.com,

U.S. Rep. Haley Stevens, who is running for U.S. Senate, was loudly and prolongedly booed at the Michigan Democratic Party convention.

a map from 1918 showing the interurban network sprawling across Illinois, Indiana, Michigan, and Ohio

One side obsession from my research into the 1920s is the extensive network of ELECTRIC trains that used to connect cities and towns across the central Midwest called the Interurban. We had this more than a hundred years ago. The things we had and the things we lost.

A screenshot of a white-on-black terminal depicting a 19x19 go board in ascii graphics, with empty grid intersections as periods, and black and white as Os and #s

It’s absolutely incredible that one of the largest Japanese-run Go servers, which has been running since 1992, is still accessed entirely via Telnet. And while most players use GUI clients that use Telnet under the hood, you can still connect manually and get ASCII graphics streamed to you

I'm just tired of waiting to piss on the single mens stall that exists in the entire universe