Hey! Do you mind if I give you head? Can I give you head? I'm about to give you so much head! *pours your drink poorly*

VINETTA WOULD NOT MAKE THAT REFERENCE SHE DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YUGIOH IS, THE ONLY CARD GAME THAT SURVIVED INTO THIS DYSTOPIA IS THE MAGIC THE GATHERING UNIVERSES BEYOND RICK AND MORTY SET

ah fuck is that why I just started getting intrusive thoughts about weird bugs making seal noises

BUT IT'S LIKE, STUPID! I DON'T LIKE USING REFERENCE LIKE THAT IT FEELS DUMB!

one of these days I am going to Lose It and write British Women Fetish Erotica and then immediately get beaten to death for my crime

the trouble is that the meaning of the line that's already there is basically the exact same (i.e "your mech is shit and you're bad at piloting it") so every single time I scroll past that bit I feel it calling to me

yeah,

@hovermyr.bsky.social

calling forth the full force of my willpower to avoid writing the line "third rate pilot with a fourth rate mech"

its important that you give your plucky underdog rebels an absolute dogshit color scheme. plucky underdog rebels love having just the worst understanding of color theory you can possibly imagine.

everyone please stop calling ai glasses the "pervert glasses". this is appropriation of swirly glasses from pervert scientist women

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

this would work on... honestly it would be easier to list those of you it wouldn't

yeah that's., pretty obvious from the last few weeks im not gonna lie

yeah vegeta would NOT be a butch

butch wearing a shirt that says "my dick is a machine that turns women into single mothers"

"sydney sweeney is in the gundam movie" perfect. this is step one in the bad timeline chain of events that leads to her playing sartha thrace

this would fix me i think

I imagine it makes it very hard to focus....

I sure hope you've never pointed the finger at trump for a decision made by someone under him :)

you're right, what an absolute fool she is, blaming oppressive acts on the person who has the explicit power to stop them and has not done so

barbells are way hotter

now quit this silliness and put that collar on me. it's what You're for.

it's ALL You're for.

You are the object of our devotion. women throw themselves at Your feet in breathless worship. the masses crowd around You, desperate for a glimpse of Your face beneath the mask. You are divinity itself, given form and voice.

and if You don't stop begging to be a "person", we'll have You replaced.

TIM ONION PLEASE SHE IS LITERALLY THE MOST QUALIFIED PERSON IN EXISTENCE FOR THIS PARTICULAR JOB

need to apply for an infowars job

I can do the previous owner's voice pretty damn well, and I can be JUST as absolutely shit hammered drunk on air

I will post updates when I actually read it, gonna try to get my actual shit done today first lol

almost afraid to read this one because of how much selfcest/turning someone into a copy of someone else is My Shit.

HOWEVER,

yeah no I'm finally subbing for this

This is absolutely how it was for me. It's not the whole story - developing your skillset in an intentional way is also extremely, extremely important - but there is a lot of truth to the fact that you simply need to give yourself practice and experience. With *finishing* projects, most of all

Yeah, I was managing for a while but I think depression stalling me out got me too in my own head about my projects, might be the correct call to put them down for a while and write some stuff I'm less invested in so it gets finished.