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saying a quiet thank you to myself for being the type of Neurotic to obsessively clean my house before going on vacation

we can only hope

the only good thing about the next election will be seeing Pence and Trump debate each other

gonna tell my grandkids this was nessie

thanks :(

there’s a cheap EU airline called Ryanair and they sell cigarettes on the planes

the way i hear tom wambsgans say “LUDICROUSLY capacious” every time i see a large designer purse

we did at least go outside some while social distancing:

spent most of our time in Ireland in quarantine, but at least i got a t-shirt from the Dublin Hard Rock Hotel that served as our cage. fuck covid

irish coffee and sudafed: breakfast of champions

Especially in light of how things are going, this is the first and only piece of kink at pride discourse we need this year.

but i am finally here and we’re going to the jameson distillery and nothing can take that from me

finally in Ireland after a hellish 3 day journey where United fucked us at every turn and they left my brother-in-law’s bag in Newark

thanks and greetings from hell (newark)

airlines should be required by law to smoke you out if they get you stranded overnight

spotted at denver airport, was told i must skeet about it

the nice barista at the corner cafe asked if i wanted “the usual” but it wasn’t my usual. i was so flattered i will NEVER tell her

LOL hell yeah! been here a few years now

Someone suggested I stream playing Zelda but yesterday it took me 10 minutes to make a car, I died shortly thereafter, and spent another 10 minutes making the same car

shit how have i never noticed this 🤦‍♀️

it’s 6:30 on a friday. i want to stop working but i hit the ballmer peak so i’m stuck here

verizon?

nice evening yesterday

at the risk of being Too Earnest, this is the first mother’s day that hasn’t brought me a wave of grief, however small. sending light and love to everyone for whom this day is difficult ❤️❤️

this is the worst thing i’ve ever seen

no but as a networking professional, most of my coworkers probably do

going to the gym against my own wishes bc i promised myself i would work out and not just play totk today

y’all are assembling some horrors beyond comprehension in totk and i am very here for it

wait this is the same guy who was a dick to me earlier?? blocked and truly hoping he gets booted