Hmmm… thought leftover gnocchi would keep better than this

It's free!!!

oh fuck oh fuck OH FUCK

Yeah dude he gets an N-1

Sharpen your sofas folks, it’s gonna be a long one (1/…)

I should start saying sharpen your sofa

Hearing Pragmata’s art style described as developer-made, in-universe AI slop is extremely selling me on it

train subway announcer blown out speaker snare drum xylophone

I had a dream that I’d drafted a rant about Canadian colonialism and Mark Carney was there proofreading it, and his only comment was that he didn’t like that I’d used the expression “sharpen your sofa” and said it was nonsensical and I was trying to defend it as a tongue in cheek thing

Huh! Huh. That’s an interesting way to resolve this thing.

Netflix flashbacks this week bay BEE

The worst part is we all know that you know you’re doing this for evil.

My family’s boomers have been on Facebook for like 20 years and they still keep posting the “by posting this I disallow the use of my etc etc” stuff

Would really appreciate you all sending me your spirit bomb energy for something I can’t talk about for a couple weeks over here

I loved to fight

Malenia

at some point in web design we decided that everything would be touch screens, that you'd have to constantly touch the screen to do anything, and also that every pixel of every surface on every web page would be a link that takes you somewhere else

Love to accidentally drag and select all the text on a webpage and then there is absolutely nothing you can do, nowhere you can click to unselect that text

Jesus Christ, Mel Brooks is gonna be almost 101 years old when Spaceballs 2 comes out

Playing it right after playing BotW is kind of the only way to fully appreciate this

On top of there being a huge amount more shit to do, everything also looks way better, despite it also looking kinda exactly the same

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

First game in the series that makes the world and story worse!

Just kidding there was actually one good bad ending in Myst 1 all along

lmao knowing that Myst 4 just decides that one blowjob brother is redeemed but not the other one is just, man

MAN

You'll get a Casablanca reference out of nowhere on a cartoon meant to be watched by 6 year olds in 2002

Me after I watch Power Rangers

Once again begging absolutely everyone to play Soma

Feel like there was a current of “he’s one of the regular not as bad republicans” about Pence

It was wrong but he was thought of that way

So yeah JD is way more hated almost definitely

They even did the thing where season 2’s cold open is with a character we’ve never seen before in a setting we can’t relate to the show!

Half the cast is dead but keeps showing up in flashbacks, check

New guy gets spotlight episode to trick you into believing he’s a protagonist then flips the table on you, check

A new epic dramatic remix 2026 trailer version of 80s pop hit needle dropped in each episode, that’s new