Higher ups are literally betting cash on administrative actions.
For example, a bet on an online betting platform that we would put troops on the ground in Iran.
And then they tip the scales.
Treason.
"Fuck them kids" is somehow not extreme enough.
There's a tax credit if you own at least 2 1/2 beagles. But actually 2 5/12ths of a beagle due to an issue with calendars.
Dogs are eligible for the tax credit if they own beagles.
And all dogs have to do taxes now, whether they own beagles, or indeed, if they themselves are beagles.
I've got a long running joke that all of our wrapping paper needs to be Hanukkah themed.
It's rather not funny, but I'm too stubborn to give up on it. Eventually it will become funny.
We must imagine that I'm happy.
I go back and forth on what my favorite drink is, but in terms of best food-drink pairing, there's one clear front runner.
Single malt scotch and smoked haddock potato soup.
It probably helps that I just got into Scotland and it was rainy and cold, but that's my pick.
SOME OF THOSE WHO WORK FORCES
ARE THE SAME WHO BURN CROSSES
I wonder what they meant by that? Probably nothing I guess!
-- Conservatives
90-95% of the time, impulsivity is a disability.
But there's always a place for those of us who will attempt the impossible without hesitation.
GET IN THE ROBOT SHINJI, and bring me a large pepperoni pizza and 2 Liter of Pepsi, all for just $14.99!
KILLING IN THE NAME OF
these sales! Get the best deal all through March!
The first neural nets describe in the 70s are fundamentally the same as what we use now.
Computers are about a billion times faster, roughly.
The difference between a little firework and a nuclear bomb.
I've played my fair share of Kerbal Space Program.
The absurdity of our lives is that the completely impossible somehow becomes more completely impossible.
Wendy Carlos came out as trans in 1979 and NO ONE GAVE A SHIT.
More evidence the "culture wars" are a manufactured distraction by the ruling class so they can continue to line their pockets by having the government serve corporate interests over the working class.
NEW BUSINESS IDEA: a sports drink powder with vitamins and electrolytes that you can add to water for MAXIMUM PERFORMANCE, but we're going to add dry milk powder.
🍼🍼 [MILKADE] 🍼🍼
We'll be the first in the SPORTS DAIRY market and have first-mover advantage.
Who's ready to invest?
The word "robot" comes from Czech robotnik "forced worker," from robota "forced labor, compulsory service, drudgery."
A myth of capitalism a superior product or service will always win.
Unfeterred or laissez-faire capitalism often leads to monopolies, near-monopolies, and cartels which stifle innovation and prevent companies which provide superior goods or services from being successful.
Dragonball pretty much throws logic out the window if it means something cool can happen.
Dragonball "logic": shooting myself in the face with a shotgun might kill me, so everyday I trained really hard by shooting myself in the face with a shotgun. I'm now immune to shotgun blasts to the face.
Everyone has put too-hot food in their mouth, but there must necessarily have been an incident where someone put the absolute hottest food into their mouth.
Two. Tier. Economy.
Two. Tier. Society.
I've been saying it for a while and I will keep saying it.
Cheese can come in cubes, but I believe cheese technology can go further.
Introducing "Cheese Tetrahedra."
Night on Bald Mountain Dew.
I saw DJ Shadow in a giant sphere one time.
And now no shows ever again.
The "Don't let your disability define you" crowd is obnoxious. It's rarely people who actually have disabilities, and more often people with more manageable life problems, or even more tragically the care-takers, which comes off as "don't let your disability negatively effect me too much."
Pretty sure if I keep saying, "For me, Satanism is just engaging in Socratic dialogue with Christians," I will be forced to drink hemlock.
It can take infinite power to do nothing in an arbitrary simulation.
An "Air Bud" movie where he saves Polish-Jewish refugees by employing them in his factories during World War II.
An "Air Bud" where he's a meteorologist and predicts a "storm of the century" but only his handler believes him. It eventually turns out to be true and hundreds of thousands of people are displaced with thousands of avoidable deaths.
Fucking parenthetical got me so sidetracked I can't even form a coherent thought.
The state of my brain.
It's very hard to have more Jesus per sentence than 1.
Unless you fucking HATE pronouns and want everyone to know it
Riding the fine line that my behavior is not obsessiveness, but is technically ADHD hyper focus.
It doesn't cause me any distress neither when I am engaged nor disengaged.
Closer to the sun we yet fly.