New dnd character: Osha Viola, the union organizer

Its one of those days where breathing is making me pissed at people

You live!

As enrichment, I role-playing hunter gather.
I - Gather books and things and create piles
He - hunts through piles bc our organization does not make sense.
We both have ADHD, we're different

Raise your hand if your hips have been fucked over from learning about contraposta at a young age

I was told I dress like an L B Bean catalog and like... I don't hate it

Trying out some color work. Don't love the combo but I have alot of each

I has soup

Its so good thoroughly enjoyed it

You watched the importance of being Ernest didn't you

Coworkers asked me out to drink tomorrow at noon... what in the fresh hell

Nooooooooo, all your pdfs

We love being able to shapeshift

Ok but I just read a book that's basically this image.

Woman pregnant for 9yrs and then her babies ate their way out

Just read Andrew Post's "Milk Teeth", shit was fucked up. A 9yr pregnancy?! Children eating their way out?! Wild

Me: For book club we're doing the year of canabilism
Coworker:😬😨 Isn't it the year of the horse?
Me: We're eating that too

The HDMI block goes in the HDMI hole to the tune of

Its one of those days where hearing breathing is enough to annoy me

Telling my coworkers I have Valentines plans to discuss cannibalism and pandemic at a book club.

Listening to The Haar and its just fuck Trump and geriatric Shape of Water. Iconic.

Accidentally told my coworkers "if you go far enough left, you get your guns back."
Anyway off to the gun range.

It has also been like 7 years since I could have touched one

Partner asked if I want to hit the gun range. Considering the state of things, the practice can't hurt

Reading The Ccount of Monte Cristo is kinda funny.

Volume 1 First pass was 🤷‍♂️ European racism/nationalism is wild.
Second pass is alot of "Oh hes super competent but also dumb af an socks at communication. Okay."

📚

Despite ot being last week, I just remembered that 2 of my coworkers were having a hear me out discussion.

Im dead, lol

a barbie doll is wearing a cheerleader outfit and saying god i hate her so much ALT: a barbie doll is wearing a cheerleader outfit and saying god i hate her so much

I love when my job is asking people if they are smoking crack or if they can read an email.

We got like 7" of snow and someone is happy

Love when my job is "Super, you can handle or I can be mean and answer"

What Moves the Dead has an actual answer

Both are soooo good.

Spear Cuts Through water does use 2nd person (you) and can be rough. But good