grim reaper claw machine meme

i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney

The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email

so apparently, according to the USDA, there’s a “SNAP equal treatment rule” that forbids retailers from offering a discount for those who rely on SNAP-EBT, in case anybody wasn’t sure if simply not providing SNAP wasn’t cruel enough

holy shit this unlocked something that was deep in my brain

😑 of fucking course

can’t remember the exact phrasing but thinking of “if people don’t want the gov’t providing housing and food to its citizens wtf do they think the point is” a lot lately

Grandpa Simpson yelling at a cloud

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

Drew Struzan, the King of the Movie Poster, Has Died The beloved artist, who illustrated iconic posters for 'Star Wars', 'Indiana Jones', 'Back to the Future', and more, was 78.

Drew Struzan, the King of the Movie Poster, Has Died

what kind of question is that SHOW THE DOG

Drawing if a tired puppy with the caption; "This too shall pass but like wtf"

Bruh

love!! the lines are gorgeous

“Severance" actor Tramell Tillman has won the Emmy for outstanding supporting actor in a drama series. He is the first Black man ever to win the award #Emmys

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

a man with a lanyard around his neck is running in a room with purple lights Alt: Mr. Milchick dances

When Tramell Tillman wins an Emmy

not to get too parasocial on main but I’m legitimately so happy Noah Wyle finally won an Emmy

The image that inspired my most popular comic.

Random DEATH BECOMES HER doodles during a rewatch because if I don't put this movie on at least once a year I'll -- and this is true -- die.

DIY > AI

screenshot of a recipe for Beef Fizz — 2 cans condensed beef broth, 1 cup chilled ginger ale, 2 tablespoons lemon juice — Combine ingredients and pour over ice in glasses. 6 to 8 servings.

when i have 6 to 8 enemies coming by the house

genuinely feel like this activated a sleeper cell deeeeeeeeep in my brain

all I want to do is draw the new d2 solstice ornaments but I’m stuck at work like a rube

been looking forward to this ep pretty much since you announced it!

NEW YORK (AP) — The next James Bond film will be directed by Denis Villeneuve, who recently helmed the 'Dune' blockbusters.

tvos app text: Are you sure you want to exit HISTORY? Ok Cancel

yes i am sure

patrick star from spongebob squarepants holding a hammer and a saw ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants holding a hammer and a saw

I’m forcing myself to learn Affinity even though every time I open it it’s like I’ve never used a computer before

Thex has his hand "caught" in a pickle jar, is told to let go of it (the pickle) but instead lets go of the jar. Doesn't understand why he should let go of the pickle because he wants one!

possibly joining a new dnd campaign and had to explain what I meant when I said my gloomstalker has "Tom Hanks in Celebrity Jeopardy" energy