Was trying to type the word "mysoginistic" and my phone put "mysoginidiot" which isn't a word but it damn well should be 😅

I laughed out loud because laughter is the best medicine

I put $10 gas in my car and the needle went DOWN 😭🤣

It seems like the staff now spends most of their time dealing with customers who are angry at a kiosk. Woof.

I'm pretty tech-savvy and I support things that make hospital employees' lives easier. But this hospital forcing people to check in at a kiosk that takes 5-10 minutes per person (myself included) while everyone stands around coughing and clutching stool samples...

...maybe not super efficient.

That feeling frustrates me. It really cheapens the experience of art/media.

I feel like changing a past work to make it fit your new work is lazy as hell. Maybe your new work should be creative enough to fit your past work?

Everyone really turned up for The Devil Wears Prada 2 red carpet. Fabulous looks everywhere 🤍

If he can't get in my lap while I'm working, he will WHIMPER like a puppy and climb me like a cat tree, if necessary

Lately he's been chewing on my nose while I sleep (or...rather, *try* to sleep)

I complained my first cat was too boring and aloof so we had to get another one and I now realize this is like bragging that your first baby was "easy". The second-kid karma is real with Mike (who currently has such spectacular zoomies he is ricocheting sideways off the walls)

I'm such an easy customer; if Hell wants to curate a worst-case-scenario experience for me, they've just got to put me in scratchy clothing, withhold lip balm, and play the Microsoft Teams notification on repeat.

Mind you, they do look amazing. I've just become so stubbornly factual lately, it's exhausting. 😂

I guess I'm old because I saw a Coachella "best dressed" list and my first thought was "but they're not wearing any clothes"

A large group of humans gathered together is called a ‘fuck that’ .

Danny, you were so loved. 🩷

This song for you is so beautiful.

I love pandas

This is precisely the kind of thing I would do (refreshments, not jump scares) and then I would be sad if no one took any. 😅

Wore my Sobble earrings today. A cashier said "oh my god, I love Sobble!" and then I bought/opened a Mega Evolution pack and the first card was Sobble.

Some things are just meant to be 🩵

Someone had a sign on their porch: "thank you, delivery people- please enjoy refreshments on us!" on top of a wooden box.

I'm apparently way too paranoid/cynical because I thought "that's a jump scare, I ain't touching that!" and scurried away fast. 😅 I'm sure it was actually something nice. Maybe.

It was ice cream, so I mean...I was kinda stressin', lady. 😅😅

A lady made me wait on her doorstep for an awkwardly long time with her food so she could give me an "unreported" cash tip. It was $2.

I am very, very thankful for ANY tips and do not want to sound ungrateful. It merely amused me. 😂

Figured out how I strained my left knee.....aggressive toe-tapping while driving and listening to music.

Lmao well, that checks out.

Perfecting these lyrics is my current hyperfocus

Baseball stadium with bright blue sky and white clouds

What a day for it, too 😭❤️⚾

17yo is going to the Mariners game today and I'm so jealous. Is there a pill for baseball deficiency?

Gummy worms are still a top-tier choice 🏆

Honestly kind of my goal, I was going to post a picture but it's way more fun if people have to discover it for themselves (like I did in World Market last weekend) 😂

Squashies acquired. Tomorrow, we acquire popcorn, and we live our dream!