100% there will be a war fought over which Jesus LLM gets to decide who gets to play on a Little League soccer team or what kind of muffins get sold at a PTA fundraiser or something. It will last 30+ years, kill thousands of people, and gestate a new strain of flu.
watership down goes unbelievably fucking hard.
https://x.com/JasonNark/status/2046973579888140711 Jason Nark (@JasonNark) Microlooting is a great way to be anti-capitalist: https://t.co/mSUx3Zotik X•Today at 11:25
they're calling it the most obvious fedpost in history
Just a reminder that this was the highly respected source that Eli Lake relied upon for his "unmasking" stories that he sold to Americans as controversial.
Good god the kicker:
Holy shit. The FBI raided this woman's house with a helicopter based on the word of a "gait analysis" quack they found on X.
lmao
When Tekashi 6ix9ine, the rapper and former gang member, finished serving a three-month sentence at Brooklyn’s Metropolitan Detention Center, he left carrying a peculiar souvenir. He showed it off to two friends who were waiting outside the jail to collect him: it was a homemade SpongeBob SquarePants figurine with a jagged series of lines—not unlike a heartbeat monitor, or a mountain range—scribbled on it. This was, 6ix9ine explained, the autograph of Nicolás Maduro, the President of Venezuela. The signature was also dated, in Spanish, “2.º Abril.” “Look, one of one,” 6ix9ine said, holding up the SpongeBob, which, he later explained, another inmate had meticulously crafted, folding six hundred pieces of paper and sewing them together, over the course of two weeks. “Maduro signed it,” he said, proudly, before adding, “Venezuela forever.”
well *that* is a lede www.newyorker.com/news/the-led...
Nine of the last ten members of Congress to die in office have been Democrats.
4 Democratic members of the House have died in office since this Congress started in January 2025. (That's roughly 2 percent of the Democratic caucus elected in November 2024.)
“The spirit was unbelievable”
Dread it, run from it, the world spirit arrives all the same
it remains absolutely incredible that it is a factional issue to be in favor of "don't run people who have a high actuarial risk of dying during their term"
funny how Matty picked this as a slogan. the full quote in context is the exact opposite of weenie poll-sniffing centrism
Into my veins
(2029)
GOP: noooo you can't send the DOJ and IRS after our groups THAT'S CHEATING 😭
Dems: Ha-ha! indictments machine goes brrrrrrr
i love her
Aside from the facial absurdity of the charges themselves, one of the funny things in the S.P.L.C. indictments is that doj seems to change its mind in he charging documents themselves abt whether the hate groups are the oppressed good guys or not.
Blanche // Our Indictment alleges Southern Poverty Law Center secretly funneled MORE THAN $3 MILLION IN FUNDS to white supremacist & extremist groaps including: $ 1M + National Alliance affillate $300K+ Aryan Nations affilate $270K + "ente the Right" member $140K+ Elia National Alliance Chairman $73K + Farmer KKK members $19K+ pressient Efelon
Blanche and Patel
BREAKING: DOJ announces charges against the Southern Poverty Law Center based on allegations of paid informants in an indictment in the Middle District of Alabama.
"This investigation is very much ongoing," FBI Director Kash Patel said.
Trump is within sight of an under 30% overall approval rating.
One of the most important causes right now is to establish a media narrative and popular support behind severe punishments and consequences to our present criminals running things.
Trump thinks that stocks go up and to the right forever if the ceasefire is on, but is too stubborn to admit defeat so sure seems like this just continues on until crude/materials markets breaks everything
✈️🇩🇪 Germany's Lufthansa cancels 20,000 flights to save fuel due to soaring prices, — FT
Domestic flights in Germany may also be suspended in the near future.
I was in a college Middle East studies class while the Syrian Civil War was taking place and I would say that everything I read about the likely future of the region was tied for 0% accuracy.
A former Al Qaeda commander sitting quietly listening to Missy Elliot at a basketball game.
I heard some interesting tea yesterday that Hegseth asked the guys at RTB if they can just revoke every ranger tab issued since they supposedly lowered standards for women. Apparently he was shocked to learn this would affect thousands of soldiers including 75th boys.
😅🇺🇦🇺🇸 Update from NYT:
Ukraine jokingly suggested naming part of the Donbas “Donnyland” during peace talks.
Appeal to Trump’s ego and get stronger U.S. support against Russia.
Ukraine even made a fake “Donnyland” flag (green & gold) and anthem (via ChatGPT) as part of the idea.
Here's Dort RTing a thread -- multiple times -- by DataRepublican where she alleges a 'deep state' plot to stage a "color revolution" (including senior mil leaders) and that the DeepState wants Driscoll because he is a weak Ivy Leaguer, maybe even in on the plot, whereas Hegseth will stop it
I grew up the son of a Brazilian mother in Indiana, I learned early that people who were nice to me or my dad but mean to my mom were bad people and not to be trusted.
“The Universal Church can’t judge the morality of a specific instance in a category of things” is insane levels of moral relativism lmfao. Right wingers are glorified nihilists, total victory.
Wow that was a journey. This is my favorite part I think:
Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Bluesky educational series