Happy 486th Wedding Anniversary to King Henry VIII and his 4th wife Anne of Cleeves. Hope it's working out for you two

Once upon a time, a long time ago on this very day, a god was born. He spent his life spreading joy, laughter and fun wherever he went, and all that knew him agreed that he was the greatest thing that ever happened to this world...

Happy birthday Lemmy Kilmister of @motorhead-official.bsky.social

Hey look it's Piers Morgan. Second worst cameo in this film after Trump

Jake Paul getting the shit kicked out of him has made my Christmas

Somewhere in a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is shopping in her local Aldi, thinking bloody murder as she listens to me sing "All I Want for Christmas" on the radio for the trillionth time today

Just had the same unskippable 60 second ad on a YouTube video twice in a row. When you read the news of my violent spree of crime tomorrow morning, you know what started it off

Thank you mate, much appreciated for all the support

Congrats on the 34k subs, you deserve them!

Moocake's 30K Q&A YouTube video by Moocake

New video for you all! Thanks again for 30K subscribers!

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Just in case you're unaware: There's a cover of 'God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen' by Black Sabbath. If you ever needed a Christmas carol to go to war too, this is the tune for you

Do you reckon when we die you get like a Spotify wrapped of your life. And it tells you shit like how many hours you've spent on the toilet, or what food you ate the most?

What the fuck is a Thanksgiving?

Man this shit blows

I do not have anger issues because I am really really fucking good at getting angry

When you're 17 hours into your mushroom trip and the nice police officer asks you about your day:

I have slept and the question still burns in my soul

How much cock can a cockblock block if a cockblock can block cock?

I'm still fucking looking for the stupid bloody dinosaur

Thanks for all your support though, and for this lovely post too. If you can see that tiny little speck up in the sky that's my ego flying off into the stratosphere

A good wee documentary on the people of North Sentinel Island.

If you've ever thought "I like documentaries, but I wish on occasion that they had a sarcastic Brit interject with righteous anger when warranted", then you'll like what Moocake serves.

Still waiting for Tyrone to return though, IYKYK.

Anyway fuck AI

Awh thank you, this was really nice to read I appreciate it. Fuck X anyway, Twitter used to be so good before the takeover

My nan lives near the long Llanfair PG sign, I can also pronounce it it's basically my pub trick. Anglesey is lovely, but the traffic is constantly shite because all the roads are old and narrow.

Permission to DM before this thread becomes a few miles long? I'll teach you Welsh swear words?

I'm literally on Anglesey right now, that's where I'm from originally basically. I currently live near Somerset, so at least there's good cider. Can you speak Welsh too? I mean I can like half speak it at this stage tbh I've forgotten a lot

I see the little Welsh dragon in your bio anyway. I'm also Welsh, though I haven't lived there in 12+ years now. Currently visiting family in Wales though and my Welsh is shamefully rusty

Eowyn is probably one of the most badass characters in Lotr. She isn't allowed to go to war because she's a woman, ignores her king, disguises herself as a man and ends up killing the near invincible leader of the enemy army. Gorgeous name anyway, is it Welsh by any chance?

Is your name actually Eowyn or are you a huge LOTR fan? Or both?

Hello ladies

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