As usual, Bill Burr doesn’t miss 🎯

Unexpected Ballmer peak

It reads like it was generated by AI but is just a pos human

"I had not realized ... that extremely short exposures to a relatively simple computer program could induce powerful delusional thinking in quite normal people."

That is such a good quote

What in gods name does someone do with 5k+ sq ft

Heard from a colleague spending a few months in the Netherlands.

"Went on a 35-mile bike ride today, entirely on bike paths, through all kinds of landscapes. Turns out I love biking, I'm just scared of biking with cars."

😢

A lot riding on the assertions that IP HARD and AI OBVIOUSLY THE FUTURE to reach conclusions

Ugly

This sucks

Finally

What a baby!!

This is why bollards are such good modal filters. Walkers and bikers can pass through, cars cannot

EV market here seems ruined by American obsession with SUVs. Like instead of a market of cheapish, small simple electric cars for like local trips, its the same massive SUVs, which are now even heavier bc of the battery.

Absolutely. Prick is worse then being a dick.

Why it gotta be dense like that??

Why is the core so far away

The reminder of what a bike looks like after its been run over by a car on this road.

Graph of childhood blood lead levels

We're almost out, we just have to hold on for a few more years and we can fix things

Finally

Soul crushing

We wouldn't even house the homeless for a fraction of this cost.

The money is always there.

I feel like some people treat restaurant service as if its always like a 5star luxury hotel or spa that aims to take care of you completely.
Unless the service is downright atrocious, you got good food. Mission accomplished

Engagement bump (+$0.00000001 Engagement Bucks)

Ah yes, who could forget the obvious distinction between being an antisemite and "creating the feeling of safe harbor for far-right elements who unabashedly or in coded language express antisemitic sentiments"

Keep going

We all hate the time change, and this is your semi-annual reminder that permanent standard time is better than permanent daylight time

www.cbc.ca/newsinteract...

One of my "favorite" games is calculating the avg mph. 27 miles in 93 minutes is equivalent to 17mph. Which is basically the speed that an ebike can sustain for miles, regardless of hills.

So despite the $$ poured into high speed auto infra, its peak-use time fails to beat an ebike

Why does he look like that

This is so nice looking. Its nice that its all mostly flat. The cycleway and walkway are basically the same space but different color/material.

Not like american sidewalks that are interrupted by driveway inclines every 15 ft

Walking in LA sounds like hell