Fun fact - it’s possible to have an open recall on a vehicle that cannot be cleared because no fix is available

Waking up to my first full day as a bona fide British Columbia resident

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

I got to buy one during Covid ….

Breathing a big sigh of relief- my passport renewal was processed the day _before_ the shutdown

So theoretically I could do SQL Saturday Austin on May 3, then go visit my Mom in Dallas, then SQL Saturday NYC on the 10th, then PGConf.dev in Montreal the week after, then SQL Saturday Raleigh on the 17th as one big long crazy trip. If I hadn't promised myself I'd stop doing stuff like that.

I don't know what to do other than vote with my feet

Reasonably sure my dogs would not be that mellow around that many people

SQL Saturday and PG Saturday Redmond 2025: Call for Speakers PG Saturday and SQL Saturday is a free one-day event for those interested in any data platform. All speakers and attendees are expected to comply with...

Call for speakers open for SQL Saturday and PG Saturday Redmond on March 29, 2025

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SQL Server Best Practices...In Practice! An in-depth dive into SQL Server best practices: Why they exist and how best to use them to improve availability and reliability.

On my way to #sqlsaturdayalbany #sqlsatalbany … still spaces left for the Friday precon

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SQL Saturday Albany 2024 (#1083)

In my last post I should have mentioned ... SQL Sat Albany is right around the corner!

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SQL Server Best Practices...In Practice! An in-depth dive into SQL Server best practices: Why they exist and how best to use them to improve availability and reliability.

Still time to register for my precon at SQL Saturday Albany - where we will dive into examples of what, specifically, goes wrong when some SQL Server best practices are not followed.

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