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Posts by Existential Crisis Actor

The suede shirt from Overland? One of my favorites I've got as well! Great taste, man.

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Santa why do you smell like cigars and whisky

3 months ago 1014 87 18 4

The keyholders all vanish into the woodwork every year after October ends, lmao.

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"Keep breathing,dude."

7 months ago 1369 299 9 4
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Those dwarfs are crazy

7 months ago 1169 251 11 1

Por que no los dos

8 months ago 1 0 0 0

Those breeches are fitted perfectly, color me jealous

9 months ago 1 0 0 0
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9 months ago 1 0 0 0

Innuendo aside, quick kitchen tip! Kosher salt and aluminum foil wadded into a ball absolutely annihilates baked-on cheese.

9 months ago 1 0 0 0
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And yet more full uniforms

1 year ago 486 24 5 1
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My kink is gear that turns on some but mostly annoys everyone else

1 year ago 481 21 16 2
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Role call of all the glove lovers on bsky

1 year ago 489 29 25 3
A sketch of a male Draenei from the chest up. His left arm is up against his brow as though he was wiping sweat away

A sketch of a male Draenei from the chest up. His left arm is up against his brow as though he was wiping sweat away

Itโ€™s been too long since Iโ€™ve drawn or posted anything, have a zero-context wip ๐Ÿ

1 year ago 105 18 3 0
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New workout has me feeling good about myself, tho iโ€™m awkward af still taking videos lmao

1 year ago 1234 115 22 2
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1 year ago 50 7 2 0
An illustration of my Dragon Age Inquisition character, Jordan, and the Iron Bull.
Jordan is a human mage with a tall athletic build, dark brown hair, and a groomed mustache. He has a large scar over his eye, and a smaller one near his bottom lip. He looks longingly over at Iron Bull, saying his name in a weary questioning tone. Jordan has a large uncut dick with cum leaking out of from a recent orgasm.
He rides Iron Bull's cock with cum leaking out. Iron Bull is a large muscular Qunari who kisses the Inquisitor's palm. He calls Jordan "Kadan" or "My heart" while holding Jordan with his other arm. 

The two are on a nice bed in the Inquisitor's quarters, and with Jordan's proficiency in spirit magic, wards, and regenerative spells... this is probably the first of a few rounds this evening. ;)

An illustration of my Dragon Age Inquisition character, Jordan, and the Iron Bull. Jordan is a human mage with a tall athletic build, dark brown hair, and a groomed mustache. He has a large scar over his eye, and a smaller one near his bottom lip. He looks longingly over at Iron Bull, saying his name in a weary questioning tone. Jordan has a large uncut dick with cum leaking out of from a recent orgasm. He rides Iron Bull's cock with cum leaking out. Iron Bull is a large muscular Qunari who kisses the Inquisitor's palm. He calls Jordan "Kadan" or "My heart" while holding Jordan with his other arm. The two are on a nice bed in the Inquisitor's quarters, and with Jordan's proficiency in spirit magic, wards, and regenerative spells... this is probably the first of a few rounds this evening. ;)

An illustration of my Dragon Age Inquisition character, Jordan, and the Iron Bull.
A closer view of the previous image of their faces.

An illustration of my Dragon Age Inquisition character, Jordan, and the Iron Bull. A closer view of the previous image of their faces.

"Kadan?"
"Kadan. My heart."

I'm so normal about my Inquisitor and Iron Bull.

[ #nsfw #art #oc #DAI #DragonAge #IronBull #Inquisitor ]

1 year ago 1124 228 10 0
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Commission
#warcraft #worldofwarcraft

1 year ago 276 94 0 0
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Hope you like em thick ๐Ÿฎ

1 year ago 1533 93 31 5
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Happy birthday to ME :3 39 this year and why not kick it off with some hardcore gay porn lmfaoooo

1 year ago 478 50 23 0
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Being @pple.bsky.social 's exclusive bottom means we have to start a little slow ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

1 year ago 530 57 10 1
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Club attire? Y/N.

1 year ago 8 0 0 0
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๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†

1 year ago 243 26 4 2
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In the silence of your room

1 year ago 1582 254 12 3
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If you ever find yourself around Uptown, there's some great shit here on the northside.

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
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Dream Daddy 01

1 year ago 2037 276 11 5

It's a really interesting reading experience but a lot of the discourse around it is really pretentious. Best to just go in with no preconceptions tbh.

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Culver's is one of the three good things to come out of the Midwest.

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Have to work during #mff this year - curse societal dependence on wealth and my love of expensive kitchen appliances.

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

I need to get better at recognizing gaiety in regards to airports.

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

How'd you get the gay plane - whenever I travel out of O'hare the heterosexuality while airborne is like an oppressive miasma.

1 year ago 1 0 1 0
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