Damnit, I forgot to include the title:

DON'T PULL THAT THREAD

I look at my last sip of decaf and consider gulping it down so I can wash the cup, but I think, what's the point? And I dump the coffee in the sink.

I shudder at the question's logical corollary: what was the point of the first sip of decaf?

Banish the thought. Finish the dishes.

#OnePostNovel

Just pop up to the Militant Mothers of Raymur pedestrian bridge

9 years of making perfect the enemy of good.

It's hard to give a parking spot a bad review.

Was the car there when you got back?

Five stars!

I've always said, if you don't like Dageraad Blonde, you are wrong.

But if you don't like brettanomyces. I totally get it. It's like blue cheese. Not for everyone.

A note about brettanomyces: it is divisive. If you don't like brett beers, that's understandable. Don't order them.

We got a three star google review, complaining that they don't like brett beers.

C'mon homie, there's lager and IPA on the menu that you could have ordered.

If he says "zut" again, I'm going to tell Mrs. Anderson, my fourth-grade French teacher.

New idea for an embroidered throw pillow:

"Before accepting a compliment from an idiot, consider the source"

I gotta learn how to embroider.

With the weirdest little brewery I have ever seen.

If I'm good, I'm going to be reincarnated as a bylaw officer in ky next life.

It's a no-stopping zone. Leaving the car idling to signal that you're going to be right back doesn't help, it just gets you a second ticket for idling.

Writing those tickets would be so satisfying!

That @arnokopecky.bsky.social is a steely, emotionless interrogator. He will rhetorically dismember you, displaying no more emotion or capacity for empathy than a shark shows its victims.

A prop plane? Does New Zealand not have runways long enough for jets?

What have you got in there Murray, is that New Zealand's mineral exports?

Mexico is proof that the right context can make a shitty beer great.

Thanks for travelling the province and clearing shelves for us.

It's Easter! There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Bottle of Anno you've been cellaring, you crazy bastards, or you'll be sober in this Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Brettanomyces.

The casualties will be in the thousands, but the strength of our argument will be undeniable.

You know what we say at the brewery when the brew is done and it's time to get a beer?

It's Dager time!

Yup, it's Dager time!

That's what we always say. Now.

You'll never guess. So I'll tell you: Dagvar!

That little lager has 9kg of kettle hops in a 13 hl brew.

If anybody's out on a bike in Burnaby this weekend, they seem to be pretty unserious about keeping people off of that brand-new-totally-finished-but-still-not-open bike/pedestrian bridge over highway one at Burnaby Lake.

It's a nice bridge!

Not a bad guess, but nope.

It's another little, lower-abv beer that happens to have a shocking amount of hop in it.

Here's a quiz for the Dageraad nerds: which recurring Dageraad seasonal has the most hops in the kettle? (I'm brewing it today)

Mash temp of the beast.

Happy Good Friday!

Did you go to the Lougheed Village pub? Great spot. Like a time machine.

Are you still quietly snickering in the House every time you vote, because you're the only one who knows it's all a three year plan to jump up in question period and shout, April fools! I'm not really going to run for Parliament!

Weaving is fun and rewarding! Throw your sabots into the cogs of the power loom! Nobody needs more than one suit of clothes anyway!

It's learnd, son. Learnd.

(33 year old Simpsons reference)

I love it. 10/10. No notes.

If anybody's counting, the cultural references cited here are 241 years, 104 years and 53 years old.

And people say I'm not hip.

Telus customer support was designed by a collaboration of Franz Kafka and the Marquis de Sade.

They're trying to break me.

But I'm like Papillon. I'm still here, you bastards.