obsessed with this estate sale find

this would do numbers in lesbian circles

We Have To Do Something About FTR. YouTube video by Forrest

this video explaining why ftr sux made me so horned out i'm getting arrested for doing the restaurant scene from when harry met sally in my office www.youtube.com/watch?v=m25F...

i recced it to you, but liz recced it to me!!!

i never feel like more of an infant than when i file my taxes. i own nothing, i saved nothing, i invested nothing, i earned nothing, i donated nothing. submit.

a stunningly gorgeous tortoiseshell cat sits perched smugly on my chest

work started 48 minutes ago but she doesn’t care

i think the show has him down by the reservoir, which i’m fine with as a location because that’s where tom brady’s house was too but that house was not any house that exists in boston. the AMOUNT of floor to ceiling windows plus no basement or even a raised foundation? i don’t think so

not when i can get horned up for lubricated valves

its cool that whenever a woman points out one drop of misogyny a dude will instantly spawn out of the ether to say how he doesnt see gender actually

absolutely yes

every december it’s like I MUST GET A NEW HOBBY THIS IS FUCKING ASS

if i were a heel and i wanted to piss the crowd off, i’d be like “hangman’s tits aren’t even that good and swerve you have neg rizz” mega heat. grow up. i hate it here. OKAY I’M DONE TALKING ABOUT WRESTLING ON THE PERSONAL ACCT!!!

“mjf is a heel he’s allowed to piss you off” in the same breath people are saying “mjf is previewing a babyface turn” fuck OFF i’m so glad tunnel talk is going on vaca for 2-3 weeks YOU’RE ALL RUINING CONNIE SZN FOR ME

not only that but it was a lazy comparison of one black man to another, implying that swerve is a rapist too. and then not only did swerve not get to answer that, we know from mjf's history that swerve won't get to answer for that. like, can you see how throwing rape references around is different?

travis you're a good egg, but you're missing the boat here. no one thinks heels shouldn't insult their opponents in ways designed to make the crowd mad. we're annoyed that after a history of making lazy thoughtless bigoted remarks, he came back and made a lazy ill-considered comparison to a rapist.

i actually am completely obsessed with my mom’s manger and in particular this camel who is so not impressed with the events of the night

throwback to last christmas when my mom insisted ET attend the birth of jesus

chuck taylor!

when my favorite wrestler was murdered (in show) we played this on the pod in its entirety. NO regrets

i also love the audiobook bc you realize how much the all names are kind of musical and pleasant sounding, and how the suffixes do make sense out loud

i think that’s the book i’ve read the most times. i listen to the audiobook every single thanksgiving on the drive too and from my parents and i generally cry my dumb face off because i love maia so much

you landed TWENTY FOUR MINUTES AGO

me: when you’re done with that poland springs, can i have the bottle?

@sarahgraps.bsky.social, long sufferingly: for your plants?

yes :)

anne calls it the “henry david thoreau take to the woods” stage of packing

l&t brought them back for me as a souvenir when they went to the uk in 2014!!!!!!!!!

thank u for your contribution

she misses you!!!

but i’m going to give her a week or two and see how she’s feeling and if she’s thriving. if things seem worse, i’ll try again or go back to my bamboo pole!

NOT PICTURED: i also bit the bullet and put my monstera adansonii on a moss pole. i’ve been SO intimidated by moss poles and really resistant to them. but i saw a kit for pretty cheap and decided to finally try. didn’t take a pic bc i’m convinced i didn’t do it right. the petioles might be too deep