Oh…. This makes so much more sense about who you are.

I heard a dumb person in Virginia say they voted no because they think we should play by the rules like girl… where have you been the last decade.

I feel like everything I learned in Con Law (Fall 2017ish?) just… was thrown out the window after 2020 lmao. Lemon who? Gerrymandering what? Strict Scrutiny where?

The problem with Wes is that… he’s never been held accountable for his fuckboyassness and he fucked with the wrong one with Ciara. And to add a layer of complexity, there’s racial dynamics involved.

#Summerhouse

I need Ciara to have her Britney moment at the reunion - fuck you (Amanda), fuck you (Wes), you’re cool (KJ and Mia), I’m out.

#SummerHouse

They really said fuck the Lemon Test lmao.

Alexa, play Nasty Girl by Tinashe. 🥲

I slept with 3/4 of a kickball team in Boston… unknowingly — while scrolling instagram and seeing their team pic, it was in that moment I knew I fucked up and turned them all into an eskimo family.

Matter of fact, lemme body slam em

I have several MAGA cousins and yes, every opportunity I get, I call them stupid.

And that’s me being nice.

My money is on nana — she’s gonna be LIT

There are gay influencers who shouldn’t be influencers but are only influencers because they have pretty privilege and/or white.

That’s all.

This took me out.

Happy 4/20?

No brain activity.

Ever have those days where your two brain cells are struggling lmao?

I love a good train

NY ✈️ PHL

The economy and stock market really are a scam because tell me how I made up three months worth of losses within hours today…

Okay thank god because I was like… what’s going on here…

I just wonder how far the Treasury Secretary is willing to go to convince us that the economy is doing excellent.

This is also a farmer who is about to get a third bailout because of the failed economy policies he has implemented…

A pump and dump kind of a day

… in the stock market

😏🤫

Zero sugar ….. I’m gonna cry but I’ll look into it! I cut granola but the fruit could work

So, do people hookup at Coachella like they do at burning man?

May need to do that because I am TIRED of eating chicken breast and protein bars and cottage cheese 🫩🥹

I’ve been trying to up my protein intake and how the fuck do y’all eat 150g+ daily…. And be in a calorie deficit?

Because we’re stupid

lol sounds like my interview earlier for tasks that don’t align with the role like… Hazmat/osha stuff for an urban planner position lmao.

Uh….