everyone in this movie dresses like a lesbian

Dad is a doctor. Mom told me a story about when they were first dating. They're sitting across from each other at some diner. My dad is holding her hand, looking down at it and in her mind she's thinking "Aww he thinks my hands are pretty.😍"
Dad: "I would love to put an IV in that vein."
Mom: 😐

Tweet by James Talarico responding to criticism from Trump, arguing that policies like cutting healthcare, bombing children, deportations, and covering up Epstein files are what truly “insult Jesus.” The image shows Talarico speaking at a church podium with people seated behind him.

Trump wouldn't know Jesus if He walked across the pool at Mar-a-Lago.

I'm adding references to spren to my every-day vernacular now. lol

Girls who pee vs bitches who piss
@lugia1500.bsky.social

Haven't bothered to look at ram prices for months but I happened to be at Microcenter the other day and caught a glimpse of the wall of ram. 💀

But from the viewer's point of view, it's too late. "I didn't know" isn't an excuse.
Some day, we are going to be that woman, and "I didn't know" isn't going to be an excuse. (2/2)

There's a part in the TV series 'Band of Brothers' where the soldiers find a concentration camp full of Jews. Later on, you see the people from the nearby town cleaning up the camp, disposing of bodies, etc. and a woman looks up as if to say "I didn't know." (1/2)

Jake Paul lives in Puerto Rico. He moved there to avoid American taxes. For him to call a Puerto Rican a "fake American" is the most on-the-nose hypocrisy.

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"You don't have to touch it. I'll turn you on."

"I'm gonna poke this down your shirt and I'll have you pull it out between the buttons at the bottom."

"I don't know the WiFi password."

Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

Back when Colorado legalized weed, I pretended to be from literally any other state to avoid the inevitable "Oh shit man, you got that good shit? Man you got a hookup for some-" *conversation details into jargon about smoking that I don't understand*

Gotta put on the eyeliner extra thick so they know they're wasting their time.

There's a community of dancers who would die for the opportunity to act as reference material for you! 👀

This is exactly how the Vegas Sphere works. In fact, the guy who developed and patented this type of sound system was a laser scientist. I worked a show once where they deployed a sound system like this. I couldn't believe my ears as I walked around. No phasing at all. It was the strangest thing.

It's my turn to pick where you guys go to eat. It's my house. We're having spaghetti.

LOTR, two panels. Top panel: Frodo, forlorn, slumped against a stone corner asking (in text on screen): What are we holding onto, Sam? Bottom panel: Sam, facing Frodo (seen from behind), responding: Sheer fucking spite, Mr. Frodo.

What is hope, if not spite persevering?

Not enough people have seen Schindlers List.

A wide view of the planet Mars fills the frame, shown as a curved, rust-colored world against black space. The bottom edge fades into darkness, marking the planet’s night side, while the upper portion is brightly lit by sunlight. Near the right side are three large, round volcanic mountains of the Tharsis region, each with a wide circular base and a darker central caldera, resembling shallow craters pressed into the surface. North of these volcanoes, stretching almost vertically across the upper right half of the planet, lies Noctis Labyrinthus and Valles Marineris: an immense system of deep canyons and fractured terrain that appears as pale, branching scars and cracks, partly softened by hazy, cloud-like atmospheric features. Near the center of the image, positioned between the volcanoes and the canyon system, a small dark oval appears against Mars’s surface. This is Phobos, one of Mars’s satellites. Its tiny size stands out sharply against the vast scale of the planet below.

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2 NEW epic images of Phobos over Mars just released by @esa.int Mars Express

This view is especially striking, with Phobos between the Tharsis volcanoes and Noctis Labyrinthus–Valles Marineris

Full resolution 300MP(!) & info on: flic.kr/p/2rMW4so
Credit: ESA/DLR/FUBerlin/AndreaLuck CC BY 🧪🔭

WHAT IS CHARLOTTE’S WEEB??

there is a class of powerful people in this country that work in government, media, finance, and tech, and they're all child rapists.

Paul is the Zuko of Christian lore.

Tampering with a security camera is in the same category as tampering with a smoke detector. Doing so implies your intent to do something you're not supposed to.

You can tell because of the way it is.