*moves phone screen left to right repeatedly to simulate a wanking motion*

It's generally still worth having done, it should be free if it's serious enough for a recall.

Lol. Lmao.

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She's OK, just taking a break.

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I've just noticed that my "happy face" jumper looks really worried upside-down

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So I just got sacked by @collegeofeurope.bsky.social by email

My course next academic year has been cancelled, I was not even asked about its future

More than 10 years teaching there ended in an email saying “Thank you for you understanding and for your cooperation”

I hear employees have started secreting away first aid kits in random-ass places throughout the office complex.

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

🎵Ooh Crimewatch, we recreate your misdeeds, then grasses phone us up to give us some leads..

Yep.

Similar to UK and Europe with us "Travolta-gif"-ing during the "legendary" Videogaming crash of the 80's... an entirely US-centric event we were mostly oblivious to as the then all-indie game developers and publishers continue to publish and thrive producing games for 8 & 16-bit machines of the era.

Assumption Parish marquee: “LORD, EMPTY ME. FILL ME. USE ME.”

which Nine Inch Nails song is this

It's no Schitt's Creek but www.imdb.com/title/tt3695... is pretty good still.

FINE I WILL

Elon Musk Touts Universal Income As Remedy To AI-Driven Unemployment Musk’s comments follow rival company OpenAI’s industrial policy proposal released earlier this week that calls for an AI-backed public wealth fund.

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Apart from being obvious Musk bullshit, how does anything work in that world?

"UBI so everybody can live" is one thing 'cause people can choose to work or not, but "everybody gets the exact same income because there are literally no jobs ever" is very different.

well it's been a few months now, and the "only allow followers or people you follow to reply" setting has been an absolute winner. no more people drifting in from the outskirts of "I've been kicked in the head by a horse", it's *great*

And the woman did speak unto the hound, saying, What do you mean, normal men, and the hound answered the woman, saying, We are just innocent men. And great was her emotion

Why does Starmer have to stand down? The most senior FO civil servant caused this. These people are here to advise the PM and cabinet, not the other way around. There is an entire country to run, during incredible global pressures and scenarios - there isn't time to micro manage everything.

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There's a Londis opening up the road and their leaflets and Insta are absolutely full of AI bullshit. Check out the door on this: www.instagram.com/p/DUqyo5eEuOu/

Oh I've been doing monolithic 3D integration of tantalum pentoxide nonlinear photonics in the garage, I didn't know anybody was interested.

Rowntree Jr worked in his dad's grocers in York alongside fellow Quakers George Cadbury and Lewis Fry

You could tell the story of three chocolate dynasties in one movie

It's gonna affect his plausible deniability if they tell him first hand what his brother did 👀

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Oh there'll be robots. For the civil war.

I especially like how there is absolutely no plan for what happens when all the jobs are gone, but the big corps can't be stopped either way, it's just another step on the way to formally making governments obsolete also, as corporate power grows to infinity.

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