Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Now I know it's potentially Not A Friend, it's gonna be carnivorous plant food.

Sorry to hear that! It sounds really stressful. 😬

It's also a spooky coincidence - I saw a weird bug on the windowsill this morning and wondered what it was.
Read your post and wondered what a carpet beetle was.
Well, if it ain't the mysterious little guy I saw sunning himself.

Be as specific as possible when describing which Zootopia character you want to look like.

Tips For Getting Better Haircuts https://theonion.com/tips-for-getting-better-haircuts/

The wrinkles look really good! They seem spot on for the material. :D

I love/hate the cracked phone screen. It's perfect.

Also producing the drug uses all the energy and fresh water in the world.

You've escaped and doggy paddled all the way across the Atlantic! :O

2026 is saved.
We're gonna be okay.
Boards of Canada is back.

It's like Markov chain filler text from a spam email.

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

All of them wonderful 💚

Wooden creature carving, in front of a flower

Wooden creature carving, in front of a sign that says "found" in Dutch

Wooden creature carving in a picturesque street

(We also took one of their children for a walk in the city 🌸🏙️)

A wood carving- and burning of the owl with his camera

Wooden owl on tha train

Met @thylema.bsky.social for coffee and they went and turned me into wood!! The only way to undo this curse is for you to go follow them immediately!!!

A monochrome pencil sketch of Verne, an anthropomorphic fox. He’s floating in space wearing a spacesuit, facing the left and holding onto an umbilical cord with his right hand. Behind him, in the top right, is a large crescent moon with multiple craters.

In 1869, French author Jules Verne wrote “Around the Moon” (“Autour de la Lune”). In 2026, Artemis II made the same voyage. Here’s a sketch of my character Verne exploring outer space to commemorate the occasion. 🌘

Hell yeah - immediately signing up to that. 👀

Underside of Orion's Adapter Module with ESA and NASA logos, lower half of image shows the European Service Module's solar arrays stowed before launch.

Two solar arrays seen with the main and auxiliary engine nozzles at the base of the Orion European Service Module, seen against the blackness of space.

A solar array seen with an auxiliary engine and thruster nozzles at the base and side of the Orion European Service Module, seen against the blackness of space with a grey textured partial Moon at right.

The #Artemis II Orion spacecraft is equipped with four solar arrays, built by engineers from Airbus Space in the Netherlands. Installed on the European Service Module, these arrays are essential for providing power for Orion and its crew as they travel around the Moon on this historic mission.

If you wore the damn gloves, maybe you would be SOFT

Even dilute bleach is tough stuff on the skin!!
That's one I never use without PPE.

It turns out they exist for good reason. :'D

I remember doing training at work for chemical safety, and then assessing the safety datasheets of some of the stuff under the sink at home.
Surprisingly vicious in some cases, to the extent that a workplace would need special controls. 👀

Adrift

Times in CEST
19:00 - Coverage begins
19:56 - Crew passes Apollo 13 distance record
20:45 - Lunar observations begin
00:44 - Loss of comms
01:02 - 7 Apr, closest approach to Moon
01:05 - 7 Apr, max. distance from Earth
02:35 - 7 Apr, eclipse period begins
03:20 - 7 Apr, lunar observations end

pov: you're making history. you're working with the most advanced technology in the world. outlook still doesn't fucking work.

digital bust "painting" of a tired-looking cartoon dog in an orange space suit

idk how to paint but i enjoyed trying

#furryart

A Good Boy

Azban holding a cardboard box at the hangar bay door of their spaceship, with a pile of more boxes next to them. In the style of a Visual Novel saying: I hope you're ready for this new year! I've packed my belongings for this new adventure.

Azban holding the same cardboard box outside. It's in a valley covered in forest, with what seems like a house behind them. In the style of a Visual Novel saying: I found myself an abandoned outpost to fix and make it my home.

Plenty of stars and a constellation in the shape of Azban.

Background is made of stars and planets, there's also the Voyager probe. With words in the middle : Wishing you the very best for this new year and the next to come. Azban

Now that it's official.
I can share this new year card I sent to @greenfox.space
I'm going to be a homeowner at the end of April and I'm gonna pay for it until I'm 65 but it's worth it.
Still wondering if I'm recording some of the work in the house.
#ThisHouseHasGoodBones

Big congratulations on the confirmation!

Also, by far one of the coolest card designs I've received! Such a clever use of cutout. 💚

Grey/blue graphic showing Orion and the European Service Module arrays, cover of the ESA Forward To The Moon media kit

Check out our Moon media kit, covering #Artemis II step by step: launch, orbits, translunar injection, lunar flyby and return, highlighting Europe’s role at every stage. Explore how Europe is helping shape the next era of human spaceflight! @exploration.esa.int

esamultimedia.esa.int/docs/HRE/Moo...

They stressed the critical importance of the service module, and removed the word 'European' from the name.
Even the ESA logo got taken off the model.

Very cool to see the Artemis II launch, and also disappointing that the NASA stream didn't mention the European Service Module once. 🙃
The solar power, air, and water are all European, as is the propulsion on the final stage.

Friendship ended with cookies.
Now celery is my best friend.