it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

kaiju (but make it haiku)

seven thousand ton
radioactive forehead
transmitting love songs

So tired I used perfume on my face instead of setting spray and it feels like I just gassed myself.

One of the Sandy Hook families lives in hiding 1500 mi away from their baby’s grave due to people stalking them.

The graves of multiple children have been defaced.

One of the fathers had to submit DNA evidence to prove his son was a REAL HUMAN BEING after Alex Jones’ book said he never existed.

My latest op-ed is not only a review of the latest #BobLazar documentary, but a personal reflection on why #ufology refuses to get rid of him.

Link to full article in the comments.

My mental health is about to peak.

NDT is my mortal enemy. Michio Kaku is at least willing to have a little fun.

You’re, like, STUPID pretty.

I can’t. We would.

Absolutely ridiculous that I’m at work and not being made out with rn

Oh my god I want one

i knew this ai stuff was nonsense

Those reports of military higher-ups wanting to bring about Armageddon, and Vance thinking UFOs are demons?

I’m kinda convinced at this point that they all think Trump IS the antichrist. Unfortunately, they see that as a positive, because the antichrist is a requirement for the second coming.

That Ship of Theseus argument is a moot point anyway because those recastings happened well before the signing of the Declaration of Independence. It IS the bell that was hanging in Independence Hall for all of that stuff, which is kinda all that matters, really. Leave the Liberty Bell alone.

Fiancée told me that the Liberty Bell is not the original bell, and I’m like “Yeah, okay, we get it, you listen to Mitski.” And yeah, the original bell was melted down and recast twice after arriving in Philly; you’re right. But!!!!

The real moral of National Treasure is to bring a couple hundred bucks in cash on you while committing your heist so you don’t have to use your credit card when you inevitably make an emergency purchase.

Sick and tired of patients thinking their appointment times are a suggestion. I really don’t care that you’ve been waiting for an hour. It isn’t your turn, and it won’t be for another half an hour.

Just once, I’d like my coworkers to do their jobs.

Image from the Artemis II crew with the surface of the moon in the foreground and the crescent of the Earth int he background with white text over the blackness of space that reads "We Will Always Choose Eachother - Christina Koch, Mission Specialist, Artemis II"

This was one of the best things I heard yesterday, in a day full of amazing things. Holding onto this truth, that I'm certain a vast majority of us calling this marble home agree with.

“A whole civilization will die tonight” is the most vile thing a US president has ever said, certainly during the post-1945 era when they’ve had the power to kill civilizations with the dropping of a bomb. I’m staring into the darkness. May this not be one of the most fateful days in human history.

The Artemis II crew proposed naming a moon crater after Commander Reid Wiseman’s late wife Carroll, who lost her life to cancer 😭

More wonder

Less war

IMAGE ID BECAUSE I HIT “POST” WHILE TRYING TO SCROLL:

[a sad-looking Gonzo in his original, frazzled, lumpy form on the original run of The Muppet Show. He holds an equally-lumpy teddy bear]

If you see this show the energy you bring to bluesky

a cartoon character says " good news everyone " in front of a telephone Alt: Farnsworth from Futurama says “Good news, everyone!” He is a cartoon, white, bald man with a crooked nose, wrinkled skin, thick glasses, and a white lab coat layered over a green turtleneck.

I solved the global “How To Do A Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog Sequel” crisis.

An audio drama. Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Podcast. Less demanding to produce, and you have Dr. Horrible, well-established in the Evil League of Evil, hosting a J*e R*gan-styled dudebro podcast.

I’ll take my medal now.

Just got out of Hoppers and now I really want to watch a documentary about beavers.

At one point they said Christina Koch is a surfer and I just about fainted.

is it a requirement that astronauts have to be hot now because jesus christ

The most effective way to prevent trans adults is to eliminate trans children. The far right understands this, so the focus of its anti-trans strategy is to create an unlivable environment for trans children. Trans people also fully understand this. The democrats and mushy center don't understand it and react as if it's just reasonable "adult" things like transgenderism be kept out of schools and kids' media. They act as if those kids aren't trans already, in the schools already

Trans people are a wedge. Attacking gays stopped working, so Republicans attack trans people to get at gays. Trans minors are the wedge of the wedge. They pick on the subgroup that can't defend themselves and which Democrats are least likely to stand up for To Democrats, this is a reasonable "compromise". Let go on the trans children, focus on the more winnable rights for trans adults. For trans adults this is obviously, axiomatically unacceptable because *we are all ex-children*. Anything done to children is something that was done to our past selves

Somewhere right now there is a ten-year-old child who is, for all practical purposes, me. She is experiencing something she cannot explain or yet understand. She is in an unfriendly environment (Texas? Alberta?) that does not help her understand, punishes her when she tries to figure it out herself.

When I see trans children being legislated away, I think: I care more about what happens to this child than what happens to me. I want her to reach forty-one without being broken and damaged, like I am from all the things cis people did to me. I want the next me to have a better life than this one.

This is my trans agenda

Okay. I obviously still haven’t seen the movie. But I’ve seen enough honest, level-headed reactions at this point to acknowledge that this new footage is exactly what it appears to be. Patty is dead. Bigfoot isn’t, but Patty certainly — definitively — is.

I’m actually really sad about it.