A lit-up jack-o-lantern with the Cleveland Guardians’ Flying G logo carved into it.

I agree, go Gourds 🎃

#GuardsBall

A 1000-piece puzzle showing the system of colors, with a single piece missing from the center.

welp.

A spoof GQ magazine cover featuring Steven Kwan.

ily Kwanny

#GuardsBall

A spoof Good Housekeeping magazine cover featuring former Cleveland Indian Lonnie Chisenhall carrying a tray of water in a walkoff celebration.

A spoof People magazine cover with former Cleveland Indian Jason Kipnis and the text Saxiest Man Alive.

so happy to see Kip and Lonnie at the ballpark today 🥲 two of my favorites! #GuardsBall

A spoof of Popular Mechanics magazine with Corey Kluber on the cover.

A Snapchat-style graphic of Corey Kluber with hearts, flowers, kisses and text saying 'I woke up like this' and 'bae' next to him.

A Snapchat-style image of Corey Kluber with white fireworks and lightning bolts around him and the text 'keep calm and slay'.

love seeing Kluber in the dugout 🤩 had to dig up some of my old "art" lol (these were made well before I discovered that he didn't like the nickname "Klubot"...😓)

#GuardsBall

besties~ #GuardsBall

The painting American Gothic edited so the farmer looks like Yankees pitcher Tim Hill.

Tim Hill gives serious Dust Bowl-era farmer vibes #GuardsBall

An embroidered piece on white fabric in a wooden hoop with the words And we’re underway at the corner of Carnegie and Ontario in red and blue thread, encircled by red baseball stitches.

no better words in baseball 😍 happy Home Opener, Guards fans! #GuardsBall

A heart-filled pink Valentine with a photo of Angel Martinez stealing a base and the text, i always feel safe with you, valentine!

A heart-filled pink Valentine with a photo of Emmanuel Clase and the text, hey valentine, you must be one of my cutters 'cause you've got all the boys chasing you!

A heart-filled pink Valentine with a photo of Austin Hedges bunting and the text, hey valentine, what do i need to sacrifice to bring you home?

three more Guards Valentines 💖 #ForTheLand

@shuddupmeg.bsky.social you might like one of these in particular 🫶

A heart-filled pink Valentine with a picture of Steven Kwan and text saying, I know this is kind of out of left field, but will you be my valentine?

A heart-filled pink Valentine with a picture of José Ramírez and text saying, you must be a fastball up and in because you've got my heart racing, valentine!

A heart-filled pink Valentine with a photo of Austin Hedges and text that says, hey valentine, i think you're quite a catch!

happy Valentine's day, @cleguardians.com and all you Guards fans out there! 💕 #ForTheLand

I got them Guards-baseball-is-so-close-and-yet-so-far blues 😩 no idea how I make it each offseason without slowly descending into madness (or maybe I do and part of the madness is just not recognizing it as such??) #ForTheLand

A tiny artist’s hand gesturing proudly at her artwork: an ink drawing of a smiling face on her mother’s pillowcase.

Dining room wall: ✅

Her own dresser: ✅

Hallway carpet: ✅

My pillow: ✅

What will my four-year-old draw on next? (Hint: it’s probably not going to be paper…) Tune in next time to find out! 🙃

A fake Parents magazine featuring former Cleveland Guardian Josh Naylor doing a rock-the-baby motion.

really gonna miss this delightfully unhinged man💔 may he continue rocking little f*ckin' sons forevermore #ForTheLand

A screenshot of a Marley Spoon customer service form informing me that my order has departed the fulfillment center, but with egregious typos.

my order has finally deperated the fuffilment center, hooray!

Spotify 2024 Wrapped recap with Eminem and music from Frozen in my top five.

someday I will reclaim my Spotify account from my children

Stick figure me daydreaming about the Cleveland Guardians and heaving a sad sigh.

missing u, #GuardsBall

thank you thank you!!

A stick figure me waving and saying hello there.

I never know what to say to make a good first post sooo…

I’m late to the party but I’d like to be added if you’re still doing that, please!