A deep and comprehensive scouting guide to every rookie in the upcoming NFL draft …

Just kidding. I broke down what sort of fantasy football leaguemates the White Lotus Season 3 cast might be.

Arguably the most important piece I’ve ever wrote: www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...

The NFL's leader in yards per carry last season (min. 50 rush attempts)

Cam Ward when the pocket begins to collapse

TreVeyon Henderson in pass pro

Most missed tackles forced on the ground in a single game among all FBS running backs last college football season (PFF):

1. Ashton Jeanty vs. San Diego State (20)
2. Ashton Jeanty vs. Washington State (17)
3. Ashton Jeanty vs. Penn State (16)

Ashton Jeanty ...

Yards before contact per carry:
vs. Penn State: 0.6
Everyone else: 1.72

Missed tackles forced per carry:
vs. Penn State: 53.3%
Everyone else: 39.4%

Ashton Jeanty comps

Malik Nabers every week with Jameis at QB

Receiving the worst fantasy football trade offer in your life

Oh boo hoo the Bengals spent a lot of money to keep their sweet ass offense together wahhhh but what about the defense wahhhh do you hear yourself right now???

Last week the Bears ranked dead last in 2025 dollars devoted to the offensive line.

Now? They have the 5th most expensive group in the league. Hell yeah.

Steelers could sign Aaron Rodgers.

Or they could sign Russell Wilson.

Or ...

The Sampson and Etienne bags are borderline irresponsible

it is now 👀👀👀👀

is it true he punched Arthur Smith??

Ugh please no reminders of any RBs from that school please I’m trying to have a nice day

"Is Aaron Rodgers to the Steelers an improvement over Russell Wilson or Justin Fields? Yes. Does he move them up from a likely third-place finish, best case second, in the AFC North? No. Another one-year bandage for a problem that's spanned half a decade."

Steak 'n Shake cashier: Sir please leave.

Some RB fits I like for the Bears in the draft behind their revamped offensive line:

Ashton Jeanty
Omarion Hampton
TreVeyon Henderson
Quinshon Judkins
Kaleb Johnson
Cam Skattebo
Dylan Sampson
Bhayshul Tuten
DJ Giddens
Trevor Etienne
Devin Neal
RJ Harvey
Ollie Gordon
Damien Martinez

that's the charm of this account

Last year Jets finished 18th in "Supporting Cast Rating" which takes the average of every team's PFF rushing, receiving, run blocking and pass blocking grades (everything except passing)

The Steelers finished ... 19th. Obvs adding Metcalf helps, but not exactly the world's most ideal QB environment

But what about his brother? The singer?

how dare you provide rationale logic in an attempt to calm public outrage at initial contract details. I thought this was America!

Davante Adams trade request incoming???

Steelers fans: We've been in QB purgatory for half a decade. Stop it with the one-year rentals who you know won't work out long term. PLEASE just make a real investment in the position for once.

Steelers:

naaa we're undercover over here just the way I like it

Chris Godwin staying with the Buccaneers fantasy football reaction!

-THE WR2 in fantasy before getting injured last season
-Continuity is a helluva drug in fantasy land
-Low-end WR2 feels about right for 2025
-Sorry, Patriots fans

Great day to be great: www.fantasylife.com/articles/fan...

Elijah Mitchell? The 2021 league-winner?

Ja'Marr Chase was the only WR with more fantasy PPR points than Chris Godwin in Weeks 1-7 last season. Pretty, pretty, pretty good.